Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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sysprog said:
To me it looks very dangerous ##-## the foot end of the underside of the mattress shows a large tear ##-## the mattress has steel springs in it ##-## I don't see a way to in advance rule out an unacceptably high risk of possibly serious injury.
Most likely an airbag. I've seen even worse videos where one sits right on top of one and just blows himself up. I mean one can easily brake the spinal cord or as minimum cause disc hernia with something like that.
Anyway , who am I to say to others on how they should injure themselves...:biggrin:
 
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artis said:
Most likely an airbag. I've seen even worse videos where one sits right on top of one and just blows himself up. I mean one can easily brake the spinal cord or as minimum cause disc hernia with something like that.
Anyway , who am I to say to others on how they should injure themselves...:biggrin:
It's three airbags, with steel springs between them and the recipient of their force ##-## in my opinion, whatever funniness the prank may conduce, it's not worth the attendant risk of potentially serious injury.
 
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Here are the final steps of my new wine glass!
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I heard this joke in Steven Colbert's Late show just to be fair , anyway

The Rolling Stones are performing their 60th anniversary tour called "Sixty"
At this point the band should be called "The Kidney Stones" ...
 
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WWGD said:
Saturday is write a caption day. Here is mine given the bride's wistful expression:

Groom: "Tonight I preform like strong bull!"
Bride: "Sigh, I wish..."
 
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How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, if the light bulb really wants to change.
 
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jtbell said:
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, if the light bulb really wants to change.
I remember the line to my gf: " My therapist says I love you".
 
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Checking every Z symbol, you never know where your enemy might be...

 
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An angry bear tried to steal some "honey" from the neighbors, so far hasn't worked out that well for the bear...

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Maybe this is an even better political analogy, take a look...
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Ouchhhh
 
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phinds said:
? What's the joke?
Look at Homer Simpson, above her waist. Her breasts are the eyes.
 
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WWGD said:
Look at Homer Simpson, above her waist. Her breasts are the eyes.
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WWGD said:
When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.
 

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