Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

And apparently ustralia has entered the space race

fix you typo hahahaha

 

[David Lewis]

Not clear on the concept.

 

[onesomebeach]

Oh, I think it's hilarious too...

But the groan-to-laugh ratio is up around 90% when I tell it.

That's because the joke has been around as long as bartenders have.

 

[jack action]

 

[phinds]

 

[davenn]

 

[nsaspook]

Q: How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
A: Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.

 

[OCR]

LMAO. . .

Ohhhhhh my !

.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[strangerep]

LMAO. . .

Ohhhhhh my !

Strange that the victim didn't scream much louder. He must be used to hard rods penetrating his you-know-where.

(Or was it a trick stool?)

 

[Melbourne Guy]

What did the first sentient donut AI say?

"There are dozens of us!"

 

[jack action]

Strange that the victim didn't scream much louder. He must be used to hard rods penetrating his you-know-where.

(Or was it a trick stool?)

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[phinds]

(Or was it a trick stool?)

I don't understand why you would question it. He SHOWED that it was a trick stool at the beginning of the video.

 

[hmmm27]

I don't understand why you would question it. He SHOWED that it was a trick stool at the beginning of the video.

I think he was - prior to the "how" video - wondering if it was a trick stool, or a trick stool.

 

[phinds]

I think he was - prior to the "how" video - wondering if it was a trick stool or a trick stool.

Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.

 

[fresh_42]

Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.

It was a stool trick!

 

[hmmm27]

Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.

The difference being whether it was part of the stool, or the entirety of the stool.

 

[David Lewis]

Sta-Fresh wrapper

 

[Borg]

Well, it certainly was either a trick stool or a trick stool. I'm not sure which one. Probably a trick stool.

If it wasn't, then he ended up with compacted stool.

 

[David Lewis]

This one has set up a gift shop.

 

[strangerep]

I don't understand why you would question it. He SHOWED that it was a trick stool at the beginning of the video.

As hmmm27 already noted, that part was not shown in the video posted by OCR.
But I did figure out after thinking about it a bit longer. That, together with the lack of blood on the stool post-"penetration".

 

[WWGD]

Childhood pics:

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

I should watch my drinking habits.
Have now had the first beer in front of a mirror:
looks good!​