Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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phinds said:
IKEA bird's nest [...]
I hate IKEA. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them... ! :mad:

(Did I mention I hate them?)
 
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Can't remember if I posted this already but my daughter sent it to me, knowing that it describes just how I feel about my body:
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nsaspook said:
Q: How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
A: Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.
Reminds me of a casino-related quote. I don't know who said it.

Do you want to exit the casino with a small fortune? Enter with a large one.
 
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nuuskur said:
Reminds me of a casino-related quote. I don't know who said it.
“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.” – Jack Yelton
 
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Ouch...

I tried to persuade my wife we should name our son Luke so that when he was learning table manners I could say "use the fork, Luke", but she wasn't having it. Spoilsport.
 
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In the Canary Islands, there is not one canary.
In the Virgin Islands, same thing.
Not one canary there either.
 
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" Did you know Protons have mass?"
"No, I didn't even know they're Catholic".
 
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What do you call a car driven by a sheep wearing a swimsuit?

A lamb bikini
 
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hmmm27 said:
almost...
Where's the rimshot emoji...? :bow:
 
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had quite a family it seems

Brother, Pass
comedic Uncle, Groucho
cousin, Hash

PS ...
Ohhh and there was also the other cousin, Skid
 
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