Collection of Lame Jokes

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[strangerep]

Isac Newton's real first law (law of inertia):
"A man at rest will tend to remain at rest until his wife comes home and finds something to do for him"

Grammatical error? Did you mean: "...and finds something for him to do". ?

 

[berkeman]

Grammatical error? Did you mean: "...and finds something for him to do". ?

Good point. At the very least its grammatically ambiguous. The husband should point that out to her.

(maybe not...)

 

[Orodruin]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[pinball1970]

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That is a female joke Fresh.

 

[fresh_42]

That is a female joke Fresh.

Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.

 

[pinball1970]

Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.

Give me a minute..

 

[fresh_42]

Give me a minute..

0:18

 

[pinball1970]

Or a Star Trek joke. Admittedly referring Marina Sirtis, but anyway.

I'm a Kirk 60s guy but I take your word for it.

 

[DennisN]

 

[Orodruin]

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Read an epitaph once:
Here lies a lawyer and an honest man. Two people are buried here.

Source

 

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[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

 

[Orodruin]

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That’s cruciferous …

 

[WWGD]

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B Russell's . Is that Bertrand Russell?

 

[fresh_42]

B Russell's . Is that Bertrand Russell?

Nope. It was a political joke but nobody recognized.

 

[WWGD]

Nope. I was a political joke but nobody recognized.

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not a political joke!

 

[jtbell]

Greece:
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Turkey:
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Minnesota:

What did Missis sip, boys,
What did Missis sip?
She sipped a Mini-soda,
That's what she did sip.

 

[Delta Prime]

Question:Who was the only man, that ever got all his work done by Friday?
Answer:Robinson Crusoe!

 

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[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

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I and my friends have a habit of sending each other funny Google map locations from time to time. Honestly, most of them wouldn't be suitable to post on this forum due to profanities and silly, immature stuff, but we've had great laughs over the years. :)

Here's one that is suitable to post on PF.
It's a restaurant I found in Singapore, which apparently has excellent reviews. But I don't trust it, it doesn't feel right:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q3Q29j8MradNJeKH9

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[Orodruin]