Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Orodruin said:
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There are only 25 letters at Christmas.

No L
 
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A phrase that I heard today.

"Word salad with extra dressing."
 
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gmax137 said:
did you get that off a woodworking site, @phinds ?
Yep
 
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gmax137 said:
did you get that off a woodworking site, @phinds ?
Thanks, I got this joke only when I saw your comment.
 
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Swamp Thing said:
Thanks, I got this joke only when I saw your comment.
... so I gave it an "informative 💡" like.
 
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Swamp Thing said:
Thanks, I got this joke only when I saw your comment.
I'm here to help...
 
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That's not taking a risk, that's suicidal.
 
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Condescension Duet:
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The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club.

Coincidentally, the first rule of Recursion Club is the first rule of Recursion Club.

The first rule of Procrastination Club is...
 
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Ibix said:
The first rule of Procrastination Club is...
I was going to post that, but I hadn't got round to it yet.
 
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