Collection of Lame Jokes

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

The five stages of productivity

1. Look around and think about where to begin.
2. Sit down on the couch and keep thinking.
3. Lay down since it is more comfortable.
4. Cover me up because I'm cold.
5. Fall asleep.

 

[berkeman]

The five stages of productivity

1. Look around and think about where to begin.
2. Sit down on the couch and keep thinking.
3. Lay down since it is more comfortable.
4. Cover me up because I'm cold.
5. Fall asleep.

So you're saying that I left my laptop web camera on again...?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

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Its defense mechanism is telling you for hours, non-stop, how much more ethical it is than other non-vegan beasts.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

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I remember reading of a couple of guys, both called Alan Jones, who worked in the same specific field. They published together occasionally, and referenced their papers as Al et Al.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

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Have pity on him and hit them with a shovel in the face instead. It'll hurt less. ;).

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

Wasps!

 

[Swamp Thing]

Wasps!

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Google Translate did a pretty good job: "What an awkward spot the wasps built a nest in".

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Borg]

For some reason this reminded me of our dog when I was a teenager. We put Christmas presents for him under the tree and he wouldn't touch them until we gave them to him on Christmas day. Only then, he would shred the box to bits getting to his present.

 

[phinds]

 

[DrGreg]

Shakespeare couldn't decide what pencil to use. 2B or not 2B?

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

Strike!

The fb-site where it is from calls itself "Alliance against idiots in the workplace."

 

[dextercioby]

 

[berkeman]

This is from one of those humor items on CNN today -- it's got funny test answers from little kids, and some are pretty good. It's not too obnoxious to go through, since you can just scroll down through them instead of having to keep going to the next page. This one is especially cute, IMO:

https://www.heraldweekly.com/hysterical-test-answers-written-by-kids/12?xcmg=1

 

[Ibix]

This one is especially cute, IMO:

"Detail oriented" would be another good one.

 

[BillTre]

The "rebel" part is actually accurate in this case.
Not being limited to 3.

 

[Bystander]

This is from one of those humor items on CNN today -- it's got funny test answers from little kids, and some are pretty good. It's not too obnoxious to go through, since you can just scroll down through them instead of having to keep going to the next page. This one is especially cute, IMO:

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https://www.heraldweekly.com/hysterical-test-answers-written-by-kids/12?xcmg=1

"Articles" (a, an, the) sometimes are, and sometimes are not counted as "words;" depends on the curriculum.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

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