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It IS good but I prefer the one I saw elsewhere some time back:berkeman said:
Q: Describe yourself in 3 words
A: Bad at following directions
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
Q: Describe yourself in 3 words
A: Bad at following directions
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Q: What would be your best qualities that you would add to our team?
A: Patience and endurance.
Q: You will hear from us.
A: It's ok. I will wait.
A: Patience and endurance.
Q: You will hear from us.
A: It's ok. I will wait.
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This is so subtle!dextercioby said:
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What's brown and wrinkled and lies on the bottom of the sea?---Moby prune(I swear someone actually told this to me when I was a kid)
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The man is a bit of a genius; odd, or perhaps not so odd, for an ex-lawyer.BillTre said:
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And if you really are stupid, you'll actually pay $269 for it.
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That should be FL600. FL60 doesn't exist, and FL060 means 6,000 ft. Commercial aircrafts generally cruise at or above FL300.fresh_42 said:
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Wife: "Look, that drunk over there!"
Husband: "Don't tell me you know him."
Wife: "Yes, I dated him five years ago. He proposed to me, but I declined."
Husband: "Unbelievable, he is still partying."
Husband: "Don't tell me you know him."
Wife: "Yes, I dated him five years ago. He proposed to me, but I declined."
Husband: "Unbelievable, he is still partying."
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"Too slow, Los Angeles. We're already out of your airspace."fresh_42 said:
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A classic:
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That's doctored? If no, I'm posting that to my fast food out lets. You need to keep up guys. Give something spectacularly greedy to aim at.WWGD said:
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He missed an obvious one at the end...dextercioby said:
"Why does my weight matter?"
"I need to know whether my bathroom scales will be safe around you."
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Looks surprisingly similar to the ear test for wifes.phinds said:
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Beat me to that comment.fresh_42 said: