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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Never buy flowers from a monk.
Only you can prevent florist friars!
Only you can prevent florist friars!
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That one is so bad, I actually like it!Steve4Physics said:
Here's one that's even worse:
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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A close-up image of the Chinese balloon taken by the US fighter jet, reveals the true intentions of the Chinese Government.
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Stuff you don't want to hear from your GP:
"stroboscopic heartcramps"
"stereoisometric tetanus"
"syphilitic spinal inflammation"
"septic rectal gangrene"
Sorry. I'm having a bad day. :P
And I've had some really weird conversations today.
"stroboscopic heartcramps"
"stereoisometric tetanus"
"syphilitic spinal inflammation"
"septic rectal gangrene"
Sorry. I'm having a bad day. :P
And I've had some really weird conversations today.
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Frankly, I think "Uh-oh!" and "Oops!" followed up by ""Yeah, uh, everything's just fine." might be the worst.
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If cars followed Moore's law they would cost $100, get a 1000 miles a gallon and be the size of a matchbox.
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"Have a glass of water, nobody died from water."
- heard at a dinner table on The Titanic
- heard at a dinner table on The Titanic
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MMm, serve me up with some of that ass fudge....WWGD said:
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He was just pretending, obviously. As inWWGD said:
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