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But the 6 dwarves envy him because he's...WWGD said:
An acquaintance swears the following really happened to him.WWGD said:
Grelbr42 said:An acquaintance swears the following really happened to him.
He drove up to a red-light and mis-judged the stop. This resulted in him very lightly bumping into the car in front of him. The driver got out of the car, at which point my acquaintance noticed the other driver was a dwarf. The dwarf stomps back, reaches up, and taps on the driver window.
"I am NOT happy!"
"Oh. Which one are you?"
"S"? Or maybe the start of a curse?Omega0 said:The scientific officer responds: "..."
"Good morning sir, welcome to Ted's Shots and Pots Gun and Electronics Store. How can I help?"phinds said:
You think that's tomatoes they're growing?fresh_42 said:
That was the joke.DrGreg said:You think that's tomatoes they're growing?
Gardener's Question Time once received a question from a lady concerned that her neighbours might be growing cannabis. The neighbours insisted the plants were cabbages, but she thought they were cannabis. Gardener's Question Time suggested she steal a few leaves and smoke them - if she's still worried, it's cabbage.DrGreg said:You think that's tomatoes they're growing?
The sad thing is, I believe you could actually sell a couple of them.BillTre said:
We'll never find out. One of my favorites in Futurama was (not literally, I can't find the citation) "even the sound in the vaccum was better in earlier times"berkeman said:"S"? Or maybe the start of a curse?
phinds said:take the paperwork seriously. These are actual pilot (P) incident reports and maintenance crew (M) responses (in
Darwin Award?WWGD said:A bit grim:
" Last known photo of":View attachment 323198
Something like that I guess.Bystander said:Darwin Award?
Photoshop.Bystander said:Darwin Award?
berkeman said:Photoshop.