Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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kuruman said:
My uncle was a conductor. He got hit by lightning.
That's what you get for standing on the roof of a railroad car during a thunderstorm.
 
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Yep, guys. Towel Day is coming soon!
 
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dextercioby said:
Looks like a "finite square well" to me... 50% inside the well and 50% outside.
 
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The text is irrelevant. But it says: East Frisian hackers boycott radar trap.
 
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A girl in Warsaw spilled polish remover on herself, she hasn’t been seen since.
 
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A duck walks into a bar. The duck sits down. The bartender comes and asks
“What will it be?”
The duck responds “Scotch.”
The bartender gets the scotch and the duck drinks it. The duck then walks towards the door and says
“Put it on my bill.”
 
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For all the old-timers here:
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Training room for Jehova Witnesses:
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Is an adult joke allowed?
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dextercioby said:
Is an adult joke allowed?
I always hear it as, "reptile" dysfunction.
 
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