Collection of Lame Jokes

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One of the most entertaining books I've ever read:
Tom DeMarco: The Deadline
Similarities with real people are probably intended.

 

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I have actually met some 6 people named " unique".

 

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Honey, did you remember to pack the car?

 

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Pay or I bend down and pick down the coins.

 

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The best laugh today was brought to us via ChatGPT:

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/weird-news-compilation.878428/page-42#post-6872769

 

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How could I ever have lived without a 3-phase power unit in the bedroom before?

 

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Oh no, composer puns are Bach again. There must be a Liszt of them somewhere.

 

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Oh no, composer puns are Bach again. There must be a Liszt of them somewhere.

This ain't a list. It is a sad revelation that English native speakers are so ignorant that they never even try to correctly pronounce other people's names.

 

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It is a sad revelation that English native speakers are so ignorant that they never even try to correctly pronounce other people's names.

No matter how you pronounce a composer's name, there will be some village in Britain where the pun intended is the accepted pronunciation. Indeed, I like to guess the county or region in which the pun originated.

 

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No matter how you pronounce a composer's name, there will be some village in Britain where the pun intended is the accepted pronunciation. Indeed, I like to guess the county or region in which the pun originated.

I am sick of Haydn, Bach, etc. jokes. I had to read three of them just today. We do not speak about Troomp, Beeden, Toucher, or Yonsohn either. Why can't English speakers at least try? Start with Italian names, then French, and then German ones.

And Bach doesn't even remotely sound like back.
Here is a sound sample: https://dict.leo.org/englisch-deutsch/Bach

 

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Why can't English speakers at least try? Start with Italian names, then French

Oh please, don't give them ideas about French, I got this one this week:

 

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Oh please, don't give them ideas about French, I got this one this week:

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Sorry, I don't get it. I know how to pronounce Honoré de Balzac, but not in English.

 

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Sorry, I don't get it. I know how to pronounce Honoré de Balzac, but not in English.