Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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I went to this restaurant last night. The place was packed, so the manager asked: "Do you mind waiting for a bit?" I said "Not at all."

He said, "Great, take these drinks to table 9."
 
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nsaspook said:
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The asteroid wasn't destroyed, but neither was the impact object. They plan a variety of other methods with their impact object now.
 
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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree.

A: Because it was dead.
 
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