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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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phinds said:
The relativity of time. Also, women do have an absolute timescale, no matter what physicists say. They can always tell you the exact time they have told you something. Men, on the other hand, have no timescale at all. No matter when you told them something, this event simply didn't happen.
 
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-Dan
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Actually happened at the coffee shop.
1)" Hi, can I have a scone?"
2) " Sure, what flavor"
1') " Strawberry, please"
2') " We only have blueberry, sorry".
 
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Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is!
 
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davenn said:
Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is!
I admire your optimism!
 
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"Happy wife, happy life". :smile:
 
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"Why do we never have enough food for our big family picnics?"

"Aunts always show up at a picnic, even when they're not invited."
 
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Awkward moment (for old time music lovers)…...

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davenn said:
Awkward moment (for old time music lovers)…...

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I guess this will be the day that I die!

-Dan
 
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Swamp Thing said:
There was a show (Jeremy Clarkson / Top Gear, IIRC) where the host drives a micro car into a BBC building, uses a lift (elevator), and drives among the desks and cubicles.

And it wasn't an electric, as I recall.Edit: Here it is...


I guess the car version of tiny homes.
 
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:smile:

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Ricky Gervais joined a gym, but... :smile:

 
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They just need to cross-train them.
 
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Flavor of the day:
" Happy Father's Day!"
" No, it's not mine. I have the DNA test to prove it!"
" Er...".
 
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Don't you hate it when people ask questions then answer them themselves before you've had time to think? I do.
 
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My foot bought itself a car, but it broke down and it had to call a toe truck.
 
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