Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

The International Origami Group had a plan to conquer the world. But it folded.

and blew away.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

 

[jack action]

why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

 

[Ibix]

why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

You could spell it camouflage.

 

[fresh_42]

why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

Maybe Stan Ridgway knows.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DrClaude]

$f'''(X)$ : pizza

or
$f'''(X)$ : fondue

 

[fresh_42]

or
$f'''(X)$ : fondue

$f'''(x):$ raclette
$f^{(iv)}(x):$ fondue

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

From FB today:

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

There probably used to be more elements in completed periods before they thought of leaving a small gap and putting the lanthanides and actinides off to one side, right?

 

[fresh_42]

There probably used to be more elements in completed periods before they thought of leaving a small gap and putting the lanthanides and actinides off to one side, right?

There used to be far more gaps before all elements have been found. For example, Mendeleev predicted the melting point, appearance, crystal structure, and of course, the place in his table, a gap, of Gallium before it was actually found. So Mendeleev's Tetris result was much worse! He had a lot of gaps as the game ended.

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

Citroën Picasso​

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

T-Mobile doesn't give _ anyone_ a break:

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[topsquark]

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I no longer buy living plants for my apartment...

-Dan

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[topsquark]

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Cookie, damnit! Cookie!

-Dan

 

[fresh_42]