Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

Doesn't that require being able to see your feet?

hahahah or an obliging wife

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Borg]

They just need to keep it at the 7000 RPM range as indicated by the same red area on the tachometer.

 

[DaveC426913]

Using turn signals is a big heat drain.
Experienced BMW drivers know this trick: avoid signaling.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[davenn]

 

[Baluncore]

I see by the black stripes on a white background, that zebra is female, the males have white stripes on a black background.

 

[fresh_42]

I see by the black stripes on a white background, that zebra is female, the males have white stripes on a black background.

And the QRebra?

 

[Ibix]

View attachment 338436

I'm now tempted to get a QR code tattoo that takes you to a Rick Roll.

 

[davenn]

a Rick Roll ?

 

[davenn]

 

[Baluncore]

And the QRebra?

Simply scan it with your phone to get the genome.

 

[davenn]

 

[Ibix]

a Rick Roll ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling

 

[DaveC426913]

a Rick Roll ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling

^{Spoilsport...}

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

Well, this guy got expelled from Boarding School I guess.

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/air-cana...-opened-cabin-door-fell-onto-tarmac-1.6719164
Just happened Monday.

Guy walks on plane, shows his boarding pass to flight attendant, and moves on, but instead of going to his seat, he crosses to the other door, opens it and immediately falls eleven feet to the tarmac.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[DaveC426913]

View attachment 338441

I don't get it...

 

[nsaspook]

I don't get it...

Spoiler

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

^{Spoilsport...}

I very nearly made the link actually point to a YouTube video of Mr Astley...

 

[Ibix]

Well, this guy got expelled from Boarding School I guess.

Or dropped out.

 

[Orodruin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling

Aaawwww, you gave it up!

 

[Orodruin]

This is how you rickroll in style btw

 

[davenn]

 

[Ibix]

Aaawwww, you gave it up!

Sorry to let you down!

 

[jtbell]

Spoiler

I seem to remember, during his last season coaching the Cleveland Browns, in 1995, to a 5-11 record, some Clevelanders called him "Bill Bellyupchuck".

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]