Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

Dog bless you.

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Borg]

Or are they?

 

[Baluncore]

Or are they?

Yes, but they hide if you look.

 

[Borg]

Yes, but they hide if you look.

That's what they want you to think.

 

[Ibix]

Yes, but they hide if you look.

That's what they want you to think.

I don't trust either of you.

 

[Borg]

 

[BillTre]

 

[nuuskur]

An avocadomorph?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[nsaspook]

The latest report on the earthquake in NY this morning:

 

[Borg]

I sent that exact same joke when my sister asked if I felt the quake.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

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And now the Aliens are here.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

With an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of computers, in very short order the stench in the room would be just god-awful.

 

[jtbell]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

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If anyone wonders why cats do these things: they rub themselves against things to leave their scent and claim ownership of it.

One of my cats has done it lately with my tablet when I'm reading it in bed. She does it so intensely that she sometimes have closed apps when rubbing against the screen. She also has a habit of biting on the usb cable .

 

[DennisN]

 

[Ibix]

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I don't always encrypt my messages.

But when I do, hVysYYlLbPX7dpU3phVA.

 

[DrGreg]

hVysYYlLbPX7dpU3phVA.

That's easy for you to say...

 

[WWGD]

If anyone wonders why cats do these things: they rub themselves against things to leave their scent and claim ownership of it.

One of my cats has done it lately with my tablet when I'm reading it in bed. She does it so intensely that she sometimes have closed apps when rubbing against the screen. She also has a habit of biting on the usb cable .

I used to just pee around a seat in coffee shops , to mark it as mine, reserved. But, go figure, it seems " It's not acceptable ".

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

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I do actually, somewhere, have a bottle of deionised water that says "do not dilute" on the label.

 

[DennisN]

I used to just pee around a seat in coffee shops , to mark it as mine, reserved. But, go figure, it seems " It's not acceptable ".