Collection of Lame Jokes

[Swamp Thing]

A snail calls the police to say he has just been mugged by two slugs. They ask him to give more details about what exactly happened.

"I don't know, I can't remember too much -- it all happened so fast!"

"OK, just try to remember anything that might help".

"Well, I do know it was two homeless guys".

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

This stirred up a memory from studying Russian a long time ago.

"I didn't do anything" translates as «Я ничего не сделал», which word for word says "I nothing not did."

 

[jtbell]

Even better: "Nobody said anything" = «Никто ничего не сказал» = "Nobody nothing not said."

Now that I think of it, Spanish is similar. "I didn't do anything" = "No hice nada".

 

[mathwonk]

also French.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Also, Rocky.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Reminds me of Space Force: "It is great to be black on the moon... uh, back on the moon."

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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How do they know it was meant for the woman?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I saw something about the so-called "Mothman of Point Pleasant". It made me wonder why they didn't just put out a giant lightbulb.

 

[Ibix]

I saw something about the so-called "Mothman of Point Pleasant". It made me wonder why they didn't just put out a giant lightbulb.

"Doctor, doctor, you have to help me! I think I'm a moth!"
"Sir, I'm a dentist not a psychiatrist."
"I know, but your light was on."

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jtbell]

Marmite?

 

[Swamp Thing]

Surströmming ?

"During the production of surströmming, just enough salt is used to prevent the raw herring from rotting while allowing it to ferment. A fermentation process of at least six months gives the fish its characteristic strong smell and somewhat acidic taste." (Wikipedia)

 

[Orodruin]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hákarl

https://satwcomic.com/nordics-like-fish

 

[gmax137]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hákarl

https://satwcomic.com/nordics-like-fish

I tried the shark (Hákarl) when I was in Iceland. An acquired taste, even more so than Marmite.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Sharks and humans are mutually edible. We like them and they like us.