Collection of Lame Jokes

[jtbell]

What is a Georgia turkey's favorite dessert?

Pesch gobbler.

 

[jack action]

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We'll all get you addicted to the one thing we control: maple syrup.

 

[WWGD]

Have this one too, Borg?

 

[WWGD]

We'll all get you addicted to the one thing we control: maple syrup.

You had me at Tim Horton's. It's about how Canadians apologize constantly. Just like thr Brits.

 

[phinds]

 

[DrGreg]

Just like the Brits.

Sorry about that.

 

[WWGD]

 

[Tom.G]

And their favorite past-time (profession?) seems to be politics!

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

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It was being held at Snoop Dogg's.

 

[Arjan82]

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I see an Idiocracy plot here...

 

[jack action]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[nuuskur]

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I'll be sawrry, eh?

 

[davenn]

Though the question may make sense in the UK, where no one lives more than, maybe 30 minutes from the coast.

a bit longer than that

 

[WWGD]

a bit longer than that

Fair enough. Or, say, with a DeLorean. ;).

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

Found a horse outside. We gave him a stable home.

 

[phinds]

 

[jrmichler]

At my age, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine" refers to photos of grandchildren.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jbriggs444]

[Orion]

Excellent. I earned two cries of outrage from my son for that one.

 

[DrGreg]

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Today, the interior of the restored Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris was revealed.

The floor tiles are oriented that way to make it easier for the archbishop to move around.

Just released today, a remake of the classic film, The Trump back in Notre-Dame.

 

[WWGD]

Just released today, a remake of the classic film, The Trump back in Notre-Dame.

It was Mr Ed, though, able to communicate with humans, who was the stable genius.

 

[dwarde]

 

[jtbell]

“Hey pal, where can I find a good Mexican restaurant?”

(points down the street) “Just guac this way!”

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

I remember seeing Mike Rowe, from " Dirty Jobs" at a book store. I waved at him, and he responded with a Mike Rowe wave.

 

[davenn]

Dang, that must have been a good curry brew hahaha

 

[jack action]

 

[dwarde]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[WWGD]

We'll all get you addicted to the one thing we control: maple syrup.

I only eat it when I'm oot of the hoose, Eh?

 

[WWGD]

I couldn't hear too well, so I went to a psychic after reading that sound needs a medium to travel through.

 

[WWGD]