Collection of Science Jokes P2

[berkeman]

The car probably rolled at most 2 car lengths past the starting line before it stopped and the team had to forfeit. Both the professor and the other student looked at me and said: "You called it!"

Ouch! Maybe they should have been in the Aerospace department. Or maybe not...

 

[jack action]

Ouch! Maybe they should have been in the Aerospace department. Or maybe not...

I don't think so.

To illustrate: The nose of their car was made of styrofoam but at the pre-race inspection, the judges determined that the minimum length in front of the feet wasn't respected (it happens when you don't read the rules correctly).

To be able to race, they had to cut it in the middle and increase its length by inserting some material. The duct tape used to hold everything together was just giving a nice visual cue to anyone looking at the car of its engineering value.

I remember discussing with the team leader when they were working on the car, begging him to reconsider participating in the race because the project was such a mess. He told me that his strategy was not to make the best car they could but to hope for competitors worse than them. I was left speechless.

 

[berkeman]

Continuing on a recent theme...

 

[DrClaude]

 

[jack action]

 

[berkeman]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[DrClaude]

 

[DrClaude]

 

[Orodruin]

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Poisson: $\Delta\phi = \rho$

 

[Ibix]

Poisson: $\Delta\phi = \rho$

There's something fishy about that one.

 

[Orodruin]

There's something fishy about that one.

 

[berkeman]

 

[DrClaude]

 

[Borg]

It kinda looks like he sawed off his legs.

 

[berkeman]

 

[Orodruin]

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Yeah ... "Europeans" ...

 

[BillTre]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[collinsmark]

(Source: https://xkcd.com/3006/)

 

[DrClaude]

 

[valenumr]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

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Looks disturbingly like Chancellor Palpatine cosplaying as Data.

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[BillTre]

Yes and No.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Borg]

You know the old saying

Spoiler: BS, MS, PhD

Bullshit, More Sh**, Piled higher and Deeper

 

[berkeman]

 

[Swamp Thing]

"Statistics is my weak area. I can't make heads or tails of it".

From:

 

[berkeman]

 

[berkeman]

 

[berkeman]

 

[Baluncore]

Of all the places to have an accident. Luckily, it happened in photoshop world, not in the real world. That is the first time I have seen the banner advertisement painted on the top of a truck.