Collection of Science Jokes P2

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jack action]

 

[pinball1970]

Subtle. I like that.

134.6??

 

[gmax137]

134.6??

"In Celsius's initial proposal ... the boiling point was 0 degrees and the freezing point was 100 degrees."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celsius

 

[DrGreg]

I am confused.

This seems to be saying that scientists' girlfriends give simple answers that are false, but scientists prefer girls who give complicated answers that are true?

Or if I'm misreading this, what is the connection between the images and the text?

This isn't a joke answer, I am genuinely confused.

 

[pinball1970]

I am confused.

This seems to be saying that scientists' girlfriends give simple answers that are false, but scientists prefer girls who give complicated answers that are true?

Or if I'm misreading this, what is the connection between the images and the text?

This isn't a joke answer, I am genuinely confused.

It seems quite Freudian but I am not sure.

Normal people end up with a woman that gives him grief but she's right.
He would prefer the hot chick but greener grass has no substance.

Scientists are attracted to smarter women.

Conspiracy people like conspiracies, complicated so they must be true even though they are nonsense.

 

[fresh_42]

134.6??

Celcius measured the other way around. 100° freezing, 0° boiling and 57=100-43.

 

[pinball1970]

I am confused.

This seems to be saying that scientists' girlfriends give simple answers that are false, but scientists prefer girls who give complicated answers that are true?

Or if I'm misreading this, what is the connection between the images and the text?

This isn't a joke answer, I am genuinely confused.

It's complicated, is this about women preference or answers to the universe?
Both scenarios are a mystery to me.

 

[Ibix]

I am confused.

I think the scene is supposed to be read as "guy is with girl in blue but would dump her in an instant for the girl in red", so you're meant to read "[label on guy] will settle for [label on girlfriend] because they're available, but really desire [label on woman in red]". I think that kind of works for all three label sets.

 

[pinball1970]

I think the scene is supposed to be read as "guy is with girl in blue but would dump her in an instant for the girl in red", so you're meant to read "[label on guy] will settle for [label on girlfriend] because they're available, but really desire [label on woman in red]". I think that kind of works for all three label sets.

The scientist one threw me, why would he be with a dumb girl? She is not dumb, it is just that she is not in his 0.1%.

 

[pinball1970]

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I'm forwarding this to the team, two guys and 13 gals. I will feed back!

 

[gmax137]

You guys do realize it's the same girl, right?

Jus' stirring the pot here.

 

[jack action]

I am confused.

This is a spin-off of a well-known meme called Distracted boyfriend:

The image was uploaded to Shutterstock with the caption: "Disloyal man walking with his girlfriend and looking amazed at another seductive girl".

The memes use this image with the following narrative: The subject [boyfriend] is distracted from his current interest or business [girlfriend] by something more exciting or alluring [seductive girl].

• Most people when they are with complicated answers that are true are easily distracted by simple answers that are false;
• Scientists when they are with simple answers that are false are easily distracted by complicated answers that are true;
• Conspiracy theorists when they are with simple answers that are true are easily distracted by complicated answers that are false.