Collection of Science Jokes P2

In summary: Usually it's been commentated as being 'real'. Actually the joke dates back to the 30's and whether it's real or not cannot be said anymore.
  • #631
Scientists have grown vocal chords from stem cells.

The results speak for themselves.



As announced 15 minutes ago on BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.
 
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  • #632
Math problem...
##\frac 1 n \cdot sin~ x##
##= \frac 1 {\rlap{/}n} \cdot si \rlap{/}n~ x = ##
## = 1 \cdot \text{six} = 6##
 
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  • #633
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  • #634
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  • #635
Woke up today. Moved to the left, moved to the right.

Nothing changed, it's just a-Noether day.
 
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  • #636
The good news is, we've accelerated scientific progress by a factor ten:

Democritus - Rutherford: 2,300 years
Euclid - Bolyai: 2,100 years
Archimedes - Bernoulli: 2,000 years

Cardano - Galois: 287 years
Newton - Einstein: 228 years
Fermat - Wiles: 353 years

The bad news is: Since when do we assume dark matter?
 
  • #637
GIM - Richter/Ting et al: 4 years (charm quark)
(C)KM - Lederman et al: 4 years (bottom quark)

You'll find a result for every range you want.
 
  • #638
What do you get when you zap a seal with some electric charge?

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A sea lion!

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  • #639
The Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says we don't allow higgs bosons here. The higgs boson says but without me how can you have mass?
 
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  • #640
“Simple: We don’t spin.”

scnr
 
  • #643
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This my simple idea can not be published in Nature, so, I publish it here :)
(Also, it can be used for getting military grants and in pseudoscience TV shows)
 

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  • #645
collinsmark said:
'Really more of a computer science joke, but anyway,

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[Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/language]
I had fun and answered this post with a sentence in my language and let Google translate it into English. The funny result was surprisingly close to the original ("suppose" is wrong, should have been "understood" plus various other mistakes), although of a terrible style and far too few commas:

Oh, if only you knew how little funny this is for me, who is used to speaking in nested sentences with objects placed at the beginning, for which this is more the normal state than the exception, then you presumably suppose that a simple substitution of the parentheses with commas, plus a translation that should be better than this sentence translated by Google Translate, resulted in a common sentence in my language, and how difficult it is for me to translate my English-language sentences into to cut it down in a kind of unnatural way, and to force it into an often too tight corset of a strict order of subject, predicate, and object, that they seem natural to a reader who is able to speak English.
 
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  • #646
xkcd.com is the place for tech enthusiasts and physicists to laugh. I would put some jokes here, but it would do everyone good to visit.
 
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  • #648
Time for some programming jokes (computer science)
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  • #650
And some "hi-tech" fixing ...
[Some guys just won't give up ... until it's "fixed" ...]
 
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  • #651
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  • #652
DennisN said:
Time for some programming jokes (computer science)
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When I was practising C programming...the result - 1 error.Later I fixed and I view the result - 6 errors.Again I edited -1 error.when I show my teacher, now my teacher clicked for result- no error...
Till I can't forget what that computer did to me[emoji23][emoji48]
 
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  • #653
Man! It's awesome
 
  • #654
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  • #657
Real scientist or movie scientist? ?
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  • #659
Oh Man!
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  • #660
Oo
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  • #663
Just read somewhere:

I make bad science jokes, because all good ones Ar.
 
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