Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Ibix]

My favourite, lol, [matrix] element ij=33 on the table above ...

Leibniz? That one is the only one I didn't like - an integral with no d just looks wrong.

Also noticed no Scrödinger !? ... Can we make up one, e.g. with ψ or something?

Can't think of one (something with cats?).

 

[fresh_42]

Can't think of one (something with cats?).

I have a very subtle one:

or

 

[Stavros Kiri]

I have a very subtle one:

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Is there a cat somewhere?

 

[fresh_42]

Is there a cat somewhere?

Nope. I said subtle. And Planck is missing, too.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Nope. I said subtle. And Planck is missing, too.

Probability waves? ...
Yeah, Planck too

 

[Ibix]

Nope. I said subtle.

The second one is better - although I think you should have put the half dots back.

And Planck is missing, too.

Planck law graph for the n?

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Probability waves? ...

Or single dots for derivatives?! ...

 

[kith]

Stretching the style a bit:

 

[fresh_42]

Planck law graph for the n?

Good idea!

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

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Two eyes for the cat and it would be perfect!

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Two eyes for the cat and it would be perfect!

It's looking backwards
[besides, double dot would be confusing for double derivative ...]

 

[fresh_42]

It's looking backwards

Yes, but it's not Schrodinger, it's Schrödinger.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

It's looking backwards
[besides, double dot would be confusing for double derivative ...]

Yes, but it's not Schrodinger, it's Schrödinger.

Yours then problem too! ...
And the cat does have the eyes in fact ...

 

[jack action]

Two eyes for the cat and it would be perfect!

Yes, but it's not Schrodinger, it's Schrödinger.

I thought the ears were the umlaut.

Beside, as long as the cat's eyes are closed, the cat is both facing frontward and rearward.

 

[DrGreg]

Time to recycle a previous post:

Never mind Schrödinger's cat, have you seen Heisenberg's? I'm not sure...

 

[Ibix]

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Nice. Or make the g a cat, curled up with the descender being its tail? Beyond my art skills, I'm afraid.

 

[mfb]

Planck was there all the time, the logo is just too small to see with our current resolution.

 

[fresh_42]

The hadron physicist's morning prayer:

Spoiler

To decay, or not to decay, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous protons,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them.

 

[BillTre]

Ran across one of my favorite old Dilbert cartoons recently:

 

[davenn]

The water cycle explained

 

[DennisN]

“To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”

 

[chasrob]

Pavlov is sitting on a park bench when suddenly a phone rings.
"Oh crap!" he says. "I forgot to feed the dogs!"

 

[collinsmark]

Pavlov is sitting on a park bench when suddenly a phone rings.
"Oh crap!" he says. "I forgot to feed the dogs!"

Ha! ! That's going to have to be my new favorite joke!

 

[DennisN]

Bad news, everyone!

 

[nuuskur]

In that case I must say I have a very vivid imagination

 

[DennisN]

In that case I must say I have a very vivid imagination

I can imagine that!

 

[DrGreg]

So the last 6 years were all a dream? That explains a lot!

 

[davenn]

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

 

[mjc123]

Frank wasn't a monster. Frank made a monster.

 

[mfb]

Only a monster would have made such a monster.

 

[DennisN]

 

[nrqed]

Graffiti in a men's bathroom in Leipzig's university:

Heisenberg might have been here

 

[nrqed]

I swear this is a real quote from a math source. As a physicist, it made me laugh (might not be funny to mathematicians!)


Cayley's theorem, which says that any group is isomorphic to a certain subgroup of that group's group of isomorphisms.