Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Frigus]

 

[Frigus]

 

[iVenky]

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This is so deep !

 

[etotheipi]

 

[Ibix]

The "light" versions of the Leptons are marketed as Neu-tea-no.

 

[etotheipi]

 

[Ibix]

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[Voice=dad_voice]I'll be checking your room later for crumbs of dark matter, young man. Make sure I don't find any...[/voice]

 

[etotheipi]

[Voice=dad_voice]I'll be checking your room later for crumbs of dark matter, young man. Make sure I don't find any...[/voice]

Well, don't think he'd have much trouble finding any, I've always been a bit of a wimp

 

[LCSphysicist]

Flat earther people believe that LHC is a portal to bring back the devil to earth!
This is not a joke at all, but i can't help falling in laugh imagining the devil until midnight trying to prove to himself he is able to make the universe's entropy decrease while the physicists comforting him.

 

[mfb]

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Ice τeμ

 

[Ibix]

Do you know why we have two lungs? Because they're pleural.

 

[Ibix]

How do flat earthers travel around the world?

On a plane.

 

[fresh_42]

We DO need this OUCH icon!

 

[mfb]

We do have a few options:

 

[Ibix]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one orders half a pint. The third one orders a quarter of a pint. The barman quickly pulls two pints and hands them over. "But no more, fellas. You got to know your limits."

 

[mfb]

If the mathematicians need to keep ordering beers they are doing it wrong. They just need one beer each. Every mathematician x gives their beer to mathematician [x/2], rounded down. Now everyone has two beers and can drink one before you can repeat the process.

 

[Ibix]

But if they order sequentially they can always use the principle of Hilbert's Hotel to get one more beer in.

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

 

[mfb]

Why do mathematicians make terrible farmers?

They think all fields must be rings... and they expect the all the plants in it to multiply.

 

[LCSphysicist]

 

[Keith_McClary]

The Chaos Theory and Non-linear Dynamics in Heart Rate Variability in Patients with Heart Failure

This study evaluate and quantify the non-linear dynamic changes of heart rate variability based on "chaos theory" and fractal mathematics in 250 patients with heart failure during 12 months. Some different non-linear methods were applied: fractal dimension (FD), detrented fluctuation analysis (DFA) and approximate entropy (ApEn). Fractal correlation properties and fractal dimension in this study may reflect altered neuroanatomic interaction that may predispose to the development of severe HF. It was found that the short-term fractal scaling exponent (alpha 1 ) is significantly lower in patients with HF. The patients with HF had also lower approximate entropy and higher fractal dimension with positive impact of modern HE therapy.

 

[Ibix]

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

 

[Baluncore]

An alternative synthesis; (4Na)n → Batman

 

[mfb]

Barium, Thulium, Americium ->BaTmAm
Close.

 

[BillTre]

Its the eye of a flatfish, migrating to the other side of its head, during its development, as the fish goes from swimming like a normal fish to swimming on its side.

 

[Ibix]

Are there any good chemistry jokes?

Na. But physics jokes can have potential.

 

[mfb]

That's a charged statement.By the way: There is a chemical potential, but that's physics as well.

 

[Ibix]

What's a cat's favourite chemical?

Hydrogen purr-oxide.

 

[fresh_42]

What's a cat's favourite chemical?

Hydrogen purr-oxide.

And I thought it was Cat-meowm.

 

[etotheipi]

 

[George Jones]

Why do computer scientists confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Why do computer scientists confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

NO! If that was true I would have noticed by now! LOL!

That is good.

 

[DennisN]

And then some jokes about the durability of Nokia 3310:

I posted some jokes about the durability of Nokia 3310 last year.
This video is no joke, but it's pretty funny that the old Nokia 3310 just won't die:

Edit: Here's another Nokia 3310 joke :

 

[DennisN]