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And that's how Docker was born…
Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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In summary: An oldie but a goodie: Why do programmers confuse halloween and Christmas?What do you call it when a story goes round a stable time loop and returns to its own beginning?CSS properties are pretty flexible and browser renderers can be pretty accommodating. For example, the font-size property can accept a few different units of measurement, including px and em.Why does it take programmers so long to wash their hair?Because on the shampoo bottle it says "Lather, rinse and repeat".Q: How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?A: You console it.From a college drinking song:An MIT computer man got drunk one
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Your best bet is to look up the file size of all the files, then use C to generate that many random 1s and 0s. You'll get there eventually.Wrichik Basu said:
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I can relate to this so much…
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What did the programmer say when a journalist asked him what makes code bad?
No comment.
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Unix is user friendly.
It's just very selective about who it calls "friend".
It's just very selective about who it calls "friend".
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Shouldn't Windows 10 properly be called Windows Two?
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If you really want to mess with the IRS [and don't mind doing a little prison time], do your taxes in hexadecimal.
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Ivan Seeking said:
Ivan Seeking said:
Please make up your mind. I'm getting dizzy...
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berkeman said:Please make up your mind. I'm getting dizzy...
Hey, sometimes I still have to program in binary, octal, decimal, and hex, all in the same program!
Some old Allen Bradley stuff used all 4 bases at once - octal addressing, binary commands like shift right, decimal for some real and integer operations, and hex for higher-level commands. Eeeeesh!- #190
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The army of map projections laugh at timezones.
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I get my ideas while sleeping. 
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I can.
Who is the plagiarist now?
Primarily, it is ChatGPT.
Who is the plagiarist now?
Primarily, it is ChatGPT.
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When the sysadmin installs the OS and applications on the HDD and leaves the SSD for files...
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Good example of https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Sunk-Cost-FallacyWrichik Basu said:
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For me, it was "would you like to learn PHP?". I avoided that one.