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DennisN
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This hits too close to home. I teach quantum mechanics but can't understand my university's accounting...DennisN said:
DrClaude said:This hits too close to home. I teach quantum mechanics but can't understand my university's accounting...
My theory is, that the capability is direct proportional to the distance to the next liquor store ...dkotschessaa said:My theory is... Yes you can. It's just...so..DULL.
One joke there was:Wastrophysicist said:http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/physicsjokes.html
It's funny to see they have an explanation for every joke for people away from science. Anyway, it's fun.
fresh_42 said:The less you have from the more you lose.
Yes!dkotschessaa said:Can anyone vouch for this?
Lol that's really funny.dkotschessaa said:Can anyone vouch for this?
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I can vouch for that it is really funny!dkotschessaa said:Can anyone vouch for this?
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Bandersnatch said:Hullo
Not wanting to make a new thread for this silly endeavour, I'll ask here.
Say, if you wanted to come up with a cheeky cosmology-related science joke, what would it be? (I'm thinking, maybe, to put it on a t-shirt)
Bandersnatch said:Grumble grumble. It made sense in my mind when I was writing it! And I was only slightly drunk at the time, too.
No, seriously, I need to learn conditionals, properly, one of these days.
Wouldn't her mass lead to spacetime curvature?Bandersnatch said:The best I can think of is: 'yo mama so fat, her curvature is indistinguishable from flat using current best measurement methods'
Interesting, that's about three times (π?) the Schwarzenegger radius (biceps radius):fresh_42 said:I simply took a 30 cm Schwarzschild radius