Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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AAHHHH! I can't take it. Nobody's posting. Cronxeh can't kill it. eeeeeeee! *looks around for intruders*
 
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shut your face hippy
 
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That's Crippy McHippy to you!
 
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hahaha... UH OH! Looks like some new people are taking over the thread! i guess the previous occupants have left franzbear... poor franzbear... least he's already made new friends!
 
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Stop lurking!
 
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Its not lurking if I'm posting! GOD! der!
 
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you WERE lurking. After you lurked enough, you posted.
 
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cronxeh said:
you hear that Moonbear, an assassination plot

finally someone got the ba.. guts to do it
I thought a few pages of discussion on pronunciation of the word "aunt" was going to do it, but...hold on a sec...

franzbear, what are you doing playing with all that lurker-B-gone? It won't do any good if you just look at the pretty can. Here, point the nozzle this way, yep, right at your face, and then you just press this button here on top. Everytime you see a lurker, press the button. That's a good boy. What's that? Oh, you mean that label there?
Caution: For use on lurkers only. Do not spray directly at thread. May cause injury or death.

Oh, don't worry about that; let me just tear that off the can. It's just a misprint. :rolleyes:
 
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yomamma said:
That's Crippy McHippy to you!
Can I have fries with that? :rolleyes:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Can I have fries with that? :rolleyes:
Must you say something that makes me hungry every night?
 
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lab rats fish n chips badger burger badger mushroom snake milkshake
 
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cronxeh said:
lab rats fish n chips badger burger badger mushroom snake milkshake

I could probably do without the rats and the badger burger, probably the snake too, though I've heard it's tasty. Mmm, fish n chips sounds really good right now, and wash it down with a thick, chocolate milkshake. Mmmmm. And all I just had was toast.
 
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cronxeh said:
lab rats fish n chips badger burger badger mushroom snake milkshake
Shades of the badger-badger-badger thread.



Speaking of badgering, where is Danger? :biggrin: I need a pair of his dirty socks for my dastardly plot. :devil:
 
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TO USE THE AMERICAN HERITAGE DICTIONARY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE...
Was the picture clear? I'm not sure the picture was clear... anyway. It's Uncle Sam.
 
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BicycleTree said:
Was the picture clear? I'm not sure the picture was clear... anyway. It's Uncle Sam.
Sorry BT, I didn't get that until you mentioned who it was.
 
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This is the original:
http://home.nycap.rr.com/content/us_poster_l.jpg
 
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428 pages?! :bugeye:
 
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Quarkycharm said:
428 pages?! :bugeye:
Depends on your settings. You can have more posts per page.



<In my best Irish accent> So, is true that you are magically delicious? :-p
 
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Quarkycharm said:
428 pages?! :bugeye:
Yep, and make sure you read them all! :devil:
 
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Moonbear said:
Yep, and make sure you read them all! :devil:

I'm not sure if reading them all would do any good, and most likely would inflict irreparable damage. Don't give into the "thread-killers temptation", or you will be sucked down into a morass of franzbear, pirates, innuendo and questionable good taste. Save yourself...!
 
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DocToxyn said:
Save yourself...!
Traitor! :smile:
 
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DocToxyn said:
I'm not sure if reading them all would do any good, and most likely would inflict irreparable damage. Don't give into the "thread-killers temptation", or you will be sucked down into a morass of franzbear, pirates, innuendo and questionable good taste. Save yourself...!
Aye, there be monsters here.

Arrrghhh! :devil:
 
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DocToxyn said:
I'm not sure if reading them all would do any good, and most likely would inflict irreparable damage. Don't give into the "thread-killers temptation", or you will be sucked down into a morass of franzbear, pirates, innuendo and questionable good taste. Save yourself...!
questionable good taste :confused: What? Here??
 
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Evo said:
questionable good taste :confused: What? Here??

:smile: Yeah, there's nothing questionable about it, good taste is simply not to be found anywhere around here.
 
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Moonbear said:
:smile: Yeah, there's nothing questionable about it, good taste is simply not to be found anywhere around here.
:smile: (we need a snorting smilie)
 
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Evo said:
:smile: (we need a snorting smilie)

I think we need to find you one with coffee coming out its nose too...or even just spitting coffee on the keyboard.
 
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Moonbear said:
I think we need to find you one with coffee coming out its nose too...or even just spitting coffee on the keyboard.
<SNORT> That would be perfect. :biggrin: Anyone skilled at creating smilies?
 
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I present to thee.. a beaver:

http://carboninside.com/beaver.gif
 
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Horny Lepr:

http://carboninside.com/lepr.gif
 
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Electrified:

http://carboninside.com/electrified.gif
 
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cronxeh said:
I present to thee.. a beaver:

[URL]http://carboninside.com/beaver.gif
Too[/URL] cool, cronxeh!
:smile: http://carboninside.com/beaver.gif
 
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We need a sheep smilie!

:rolleyes: Not for any special reason in particular, but we just sort of need one, right? :rolleyes:
 
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cronxeh said:
I present to thee.. a beaver:

http://carboninside.com/beaver.gif
Those[/URL] are great! I can't quite make out the leper though. :frown:
 
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Artman said:
We need a sheep smilie!

:rolleyes: Not for any special reason in particular, but we just sort of need one, right? :rolleyes:
My kingdom for a sheep smilie! :-p And then if it could snort...
 
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I mean, I would REALLY LOVE a sheep smilie!


:rolleyes: Of course I mean, in a totally platonic way that my wife would not mind in the least. :rolleyes:
 
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