Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #5,286
Evo said:
I will never forget the look on her face when she hit that fan.
Wait till you see her expression when she misses this one!
 
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  • #5,287
Danger said:
:confused:
I was in bed and my cat was sleeping on top of me when I heard her give out a startled yelp and I opened my eyes to see her hurtling sideways towards a box fan several feet away, which she crashed into.
 
  • #5,288
Evo said:
I was in bed and my cat was sleeping on top of me when I heard her give out a startled yelp and I opened my eyes to see her hurtling sideways towards a box fan several feet away, which she crashed into.
Poltergeist?
 
  • #5,289
Danger said:
Poltergeist?
Or new cat species.
 
  • #5,290
Danger said:
Poltergeist?
It was at a time a series of bizarre things happened, so many that my older daughter moved in with her dad and was afraid to come inside the house. Nothing's happened in years though. :zzz:
 
  • #5,291
zoobyshoe said:
Or new cat species.
Like the winged cats? :smile:
 
  • #5,292
Evo said:
Like the winged cats? :smile:
She tried to fly before being fully fledged.
 
  • #5,293
zoobyshoe said:
She tried to fly before being fully fledged.
Sounds like the first line of a Frost poem, donnit?
 
  • #5,294
Evo said:
It was at a time a series of bizarre things happened
So did this happen because you're a jinx (as established in 'What Intimidates You?'), or do you appear to be a jinx because you're haunted?
 
  • #5,295
She tried to fly before being fully fledged,
And sorry she could not fly both ways,
and be one flyer, long she stood,
And looked into the fan as far as she could,
To where it spun , in the corner wedged...
 
  • #5,296
Evo said:
That sucks! McAfee didn't detect anything, or tell you how to manually delete what they detected?


Huckleberry said:
Still working on it. Where's yomamma? Didn't he have this problem last week?
Okay, I'm going to say this one last(and first) time. Get norton antivirus
 
  • #5,297
zoobyshoe said:
She tried to fly before being fully fledged,
And sorry she could not fly both ways,
and be one flyer, long she stood,
And looked into the fan as far as she could,
To where it spun , in the corner wedged...
The road not taken?
 
  • #5,298
Danger said:
So did this happen because you're a jinx (as established in 'What Intimidates You?'), or do you appear to be a jinx because you're haunted?
What a repellent and lewd remark.
 
  • #5,299
zoobyshoe said:
What a repellent and lewd remark.
Thank you.
 
  • #5,300
yomamma said:
The road not taken?
No, it's called: Wait Till The Cat Hits The Fan
 
  • #5,301
zoobyshoe said:
No, it's called: Wait Till The Cat Hits The Fan
Well for some reason, this:

She tried to fly before being fully fledged,
And sorry she could not fly both ways,
and be one flyer, long she stood,
And looked into the fan as far as she could,
To where it spun , in the corner wedged...

Sounds like this:

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth

(just a sneaking suspicion. :biggrin:
 
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Start reading at post #6581
 
  • #5,303
I go away for a while, do some grocery shopping, make some food, rearrange furniture and rugs in the basement, and come back to find about 60 new posts! Thankfully most of them were pictures instead of words, so that made it a lot faster to catch up.

Cats hitting the fan, huh? I haven't seen the kittens or mom cat all day. Maybe I pestered them enough yesterday that the mom moved them (or maybe she was reading this thread when I wasn't looking and decided to high tail it out of here). It's much easier when the mom cat handles such tasks. :rolleyes:
 
  • #5,304
The cat's sight is the fan
It's hardest view to hold

The early cat's devour
lasts not a single hour

Then cat subsides to ways
so lives on better days

So the cat goes down today
Not one fanned cat can stay
 
  • #5,305
yomamma said:
The cat's sight is the fan
It's hardest view to hold

The early cat's devour
lasts not a single hour

Then cat subsides to ways
so lives on better days

So the cat goes down today
Not one fanned cat can stay

I think that first stanza there was stretching the rhyme a bit. Do we have to dig out the dictionaries and pronunciation guides again to compare vowel sounds in "fan" and "hold"? :smile: :devil:
 
  • #5,306
Moonbear said:
I think that first stanza there was stretching the rhyme a bit. Do we have to dig out the dictionaries and pronunciation guides again to compare vowel sounds in "fan" and "hold"? :smile: :devil:
sorry! :rolleyes: ONE rhyma and moonbear has to whine
 
  • #5,307
yomamma said:
sorry! :rolleyes: ONE rhyma and moonbear has to whine

I'll bring the whine, you bring the cheese. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,308
http://drakeshangout.com/video/funny/images/page3.6.jpg

Nokia stole the cat-fan idea

http://homepage.mac.com/jholzner/iMovieTheater42.html

http://homepage.mac.com/jholzner/iMovieTheater42.html
 
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yomamma said:
http://drakeshangout.com/video/funny/images/page3.6.jpg

Nokia stole the cat-fan idea

http://homepage.mac.com/jholzner/iMovieTheater42.html

http://homepage.mac.com/jholzner/iMovieTheater42.html

:smile: :smile: :smile: Poor cat.
 
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  • #5,310
Better link here:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittyfan.php
 
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  • #5,311
cronxeh said:
Better link here:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittyfan.php

Ouch! Poor kitty! Funny that you found this on a site named for sheep! Were you shopping for presents for Artman? :smile:
 
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Moonbear..
sheep.gif


I'm no expert on sheep.. but I know a sheep when I see one :biggrin:

http://www.serta.com.au/images/Sheep-Mob.jpg
 
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cronxeh said:
Moonbear..
sheep.gif


I'm no expert on sheep.. but I know a sheep when I see one :biggrin:

http://www.serta.com.au/images/Sheep-Mob.jpg
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Aww, it's the counting sheep! I know those guys well. They hang out with me lots of nights after everyone else has gone to bed already. :biggrin:
 
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  • #5,314
Moonbear, you have a very impressive avatar.
 
  • #5,315
Ladies and Gentlemen..

Sleepless -DAY 2-

I watched an entire class's video over one night on MIT OpenCourseWare website..

I'm beginning to wonder why I attend a University..


hmm.. self-study.. or pay tuition.. questions, questions :rolleyes:
 
  • #5,316
cronxeh said:
Better link here:
Thanks for adding that; I couldn't play the first one.
That cat picked a dumb time to let go. It could have taken out the cameraman if it had held on another 10th of a second or so.

Moonbear said:
you found this on a site named for sheep! Were you shopping for presents for Artman? :smile:
The gift that keeps on giving...
cronxeh said:
Moonbear..
sheep.gif


I'm no expert on sheep.. but I know a sheep when I see one :biggrin:
I know that dating can be tough on a guy like you, Cronxeh, but this is the first time that I've ever seen someone have to resort to inflatable sheep.
 
  • #5,317
Evo said:
That was great, I couldn't resist! :-p

http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2414203
Evo, believe it or not, you put a mustache on that guy (and a little less hair in the front) and that is what I look like (one of these days I'll get around to submitting a picture). Cute movies you guys! :biggrin:
 
  • #5,318
yomamma said:
Okay, I'm going to say this one last(and first) time. Get norton antivirus
I told him to get Norton Antivirus...but noooo, he didn't listen.
 
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anti-virus is for noobs :biggrin:
 
  • #5,320
cronxeh said:
anti-virus is for noobs :biggrin:
But it works.

The version of Norton on my laptop notifies me if a website I go to tries to send anything like adware or spyware, etc... It quarantines the files and asks me what I want to do. It's nice because it stops the stuff before it affects the computer.
 

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