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In summary, a group of individuals are discussing a new forum and its purpose of asking and answering "stupid questions." They discuss topics such as how long it takes to reach 1000 posts, the existence of the old forums, the best superpower, an elevator that goes sideways, and the reasons behind posting in this forum. They also explore the question of why they ask questions and the possible theories that have not been invented. Eventually, the conversation turns to the expansion of the universe and the orbit of planets around stars.
  • #1,786
Perhaps not, but your head will certainly appear more flexible then it actually is.


Should "Toe-jam football" be allowed as an officially recogized Olympic competition?
 
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  • #1,787
BoulderHead said:
Perhaps not, but your head will certainly appear more flexible then it actually is.


Should "Toe-jam football" be allowed as an officially recogized Olympic competition?


Not before endurance sleepingdag gummit! I want my gold medal!


Why is gold so much better than silver?
 
  • #1,788
franznietzsche said:
Why is gold so much better than silver?


Because silver is better than bronze but not quite as good as gold.


Why do people laugh at their own jokes?
 
  • #1,789
jimmy p said:
Because silver is better than bronze but not quite as good as gold.


Why do people laugh at their own jokes?

Because they're funny.

Why am i always so hungry, even when i don't eat?
 
  • #1,790
franznietzsche said:
Because they're funny.

Why am i always so hungry, even when i don't eat?

Well, that makes no sense at all. If you don't eat, your stomach should get used to being empty, and downregulate the hungry proteins so you don't feel hungry anymore. You might need to check that out with your doctor.


Why are scissors always sold in packages that require scissors to open?
 
  • #1,791
because otherwise drunk people like me might open and use them

Why am i posting after sooo many long island iced teas?
 
  • #1,792
franznietzsche said:
Why am i posting after sooo many long island iced teas?

Because you're too drunk to remember the recipe for rum and cokes.

Why does rum and coke taste great, but rum and rootbeer is quite awful?
 
  • #1,793
Actually i like rum and rootbeer. Shot of rootbeer, pint of rum. Good stuff.


Why do so many people drink wussie drinks instead of good old fashioned hard liquor?
 
  • #1,794
More time to enjoy it before your taste buds start to dance.

Why do I always forget to post a question?
 
  • #1,795
You didn't forget that time, or maybe you did...

Why does pumpkin pie make a great breakfast? *wipes face*
 
  • #1,796
It has enough sugar to allow you energy to start the coffee machine.

Why does morning come so early?
 
  • #1,797
Ba said:
Why does morning come so early?


Cos night finishes so late to guarantee minimum sleeping time.

Citric acid is found in citrus fruit. Why is this so convenient?
 
  • #1,798
Otherwise we'ld have to look to potatoes.

Can one imagine a world without people?
 
  • #1,799
Ba said:
Otherwise we'ld have to look to potatoes.

Can one imagine a world without people?


Every time I look at the sun.

How come the answer blows in the wind?
 
  • #1,800
Because that's what it is made of, the air coming from your mouth.

Getting a question is always harder, why is an answer always the easy thing?
 
  • #1,801
Because, like Derek Zoolander you couldn't turn left to save your ass.


Why is being drunk sooo much fun?
 
  • #1,802
franznietzsche said:
Why is being drunk sooo much fun?

Because when you are drunk the world laughs with you... like this... :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

Does soap ever get dirty?
 
  • #1,803
jimmy p said:
Does soap ever get dirty?

Sure, if you like it dirty.

You do know I'm not talking about soap, right?
 
  • #1,804
honestrosewater said:
You do know I'm not talking about soap, right?


No, I don't... actually, I'm not sure ... no, wait, yes I am!


What's the percentage of soap - the ratio of soap to dish-material - that must remain in the dish in order for the bar to adhere to it?
 
  • #1,805
madcat11 said:
No, I don't... actually, I'm not sure ... no, wait, yes I am!


What's the percentage of soap - the ratio of soap to dish-material - that must remain in the dish in order for the bar to adhere to it?

5.

why do all threads turn to sex inevitably before being unhijacked?
 
  • #1,806
Yes, naturally the forum you go to with the idea "I want to read about sex" is Physics Forums

Will the newbuilders on Mars be top astronauts, and if so will they form a more advanced civilisation then any of those on planet earth? Will they be called marsians? Form a new species?
 
  • #1,807
Will the newbuilders on Mars be top astronauts,
Well I suppose they'd have to be in order to get to mars, unless they hitchhiked.

and if so will they form a more advanced civilisation then any of those on planet earth?
Not if we get there first.

Will they be called marsians?
That will depend on the winning name of the naming contest.

Form a new species?
You had to bring up the sex angle, didn't you? o:)

But a really more important question.

Seriously, how would I know if I had a sense of humor?
 
  • #1,808
if you get this joke: "I'm the most antisocial person I know!" then you have a sense of humor.


Why is it impossible to find people worth dating?
 
  • #1,809
franznietzsche said:
Why is it impossible to find people worth dating?
It could be the other way round.

Why do people joke about the evilest of things?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,810
The Bob said:
It could be the other way round.

Why do people joke about the evilest of things?

The Bob (2004 ©)


Because were all innately good, just like they tells me.


What's the best cure for broccoli foot?
 
  • #1,811
What's the best cure for broccoli foot?
Let it soak in cauliflower ear.

Is it illogical to love logic gates?
 
  • #1,812
BoulderHead said:
Let it soak in cauliflower ear.

Is it illogical to love logic gates?

Only if the love of logic is pure.


Why are liquids so yummy?
 
  • #1,813
franznietzsche said:
Why are liquids so yummy?

See the next stupid question.

Why do they call it a blowjob? Bad physics or what? A guy could get killed if his girl actually believed that's how it's done. :bugeye:
 
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Les Sleeth said:
Why do they call it a blowjob? Bad physics or what? A guy could get killed if his girl actually believed that's how it's done. :bugeye:
I don’t have time to think about an answer, but for a long time I considered getting one’s brains blown out something desirable. Now I consider it vital !


Is this related in some manner to the 'three-hole option' ?
 
  • #1,815
Only if that's a three-some technique.

See, this is exactly my point. Why do all these threads get hijacked to sex, or as Saint would say, SEX, so quickly?
 
  • #1,816
franznietzsche said:
Why do all these threads get hijacked to sex, or as Saint would say, SEX, so quickly?


This is EXACTLY what's wrong with this world. Sickos turning every innoscent thing o:) into sex.

Blowjob, you know, with a hair dryer? :rolleyes: And if your lady treats it as a "job," rather than art, then you could get killed. Sheesh, how damn obvious does a guy have to be? :rolleyes:
 
  • #1,817
Les Sleeth said:
This is EXACTLY what's wrong with this world. Sickos turning every innoscent thing o:) into sex.

Blowjob, you know, with a hair dryer? :rolleyes: And if your lady treats it as a "job," rather than art, then you could get killed. Sheesh, how damn obvious does a guy have to be? :rolleyes:

Guys have to be as obvious as is necessary to induce gals into action.

Anyway, I've always wondered. If you're Jewish and also believe that animals have souls, are you allowed to eat a pig's soul in heaven?
 
  • #1,818
loseyourname said:
Anyway, I've always wondered. If you're Jewish and also believe that animals have souls, are you allowed to eat a pig's soul in heaven?


ONly if you're an Ashkenasi (sp?) jew.


Why does :bugeye: always make me think of tribdog?
 
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franznietzsche said:
ONly if you're an Ashkenasi (sp?) jew.


Why does :bugeye: always make me think of tribdog?


Because he is a bug with a computer. Or a computer virus.


Why do dogs sniff each other's butts?
 
  • #1,820
It smells better than dog breath.

Who first invented humor?
 

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