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In summary, a group of individuals are discussing a new forum and its purpose of asking and answering "stupid questions." They discuss topics such as how long it takes to reach 1000 posts, the existence of the old forums, the best superpower, an elevator that goes sideways, and the reasons behind posting in this forum. They also explore the question of why they ask questions and the possible theories that have not been invented. Eventually, the conversation turns to the expansion of the universe and the orbit of planets around stars.
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The person who discovered 'laughing gas'.
 
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  • #1,822
Reshma said:
The person who discovered 'laughing gas'.
This is not aimed at Reshma as a individual but can you all remember that you have to ask a question as well. PLEASE REMEMBER.

So here is a question: What is the history behind 'laughing gas'?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
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The Bob said:
This is not aimed at Reshma as a individual but can you all remember that you have to ask a question as well. PLEASE REMEMBER.

So here is a question: What is the history behind 'laughing gas'?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Discovered, Inhaled, and Injected into my engine.


Why would something used for getting high get my car to such high speeds?
 
  • #1,824
franznietzsche said:
Why would something used for getting high get my car to such high speeds?
Well to get high you need fumes. These smell of bananas and most cars like oranges. Therefore they work fast to get away from the fumes and so work harder and drive the car faster. The accelerator actually controls the concentration of banana fumes.

Why do Parrots like Banana Fumes?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
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Why do Parrots like Banana Fumes?
The monkeys have taken to smoking bananas and the parrots get addicted to second-hand banana fumes.

The sloths, on the other hand, don't seem to have the same problem. Why not?
 
  • #1,826
plover said:
The sloths, on the other hand, don't seem to have the same problem. Why not?


Sloths are violently allergic to bananas, so instead of enjoying the aroma of smoked banana, they swell up and die.

Why do horses have hooves?
 
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jimmy p said:
Why do horses have hooves?
So they can clean up after them selves. Oh... hooves not hovers. :blushing:

They have them to prevent swelling of the toe skin.

Horses have toes?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,828
Yes, they just can't move them.

Can you move your toes one by one, all of them?
 
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Sariaht said:
Can you move your toes one by one, all of them?


No, but my husband can - move MY toes, that is - , and does so with zest when the spirit moves him.

What is the opposite of zest?
 
  • #1,830
madcat11 said:
What is the opposite of zest?

Irish Spring.

If a four-leafed clover is lucky, then what's a five-leafed clover?
 
  • #1,831
pentaclover

What's so Charming, or lucky for that matter, about hard, marshmallowish blue diamonds.
 
  • #1,832
tribdog said:
pentaclover

What's so Charming, or lucky for that matter, about hard, marshmallowish blue diamonds.

Lucky you don't break your teeth on them.

What shape will indigo be?
 
  • #1,833
lets see, green hearts, blue diamonds, pink shovels, purple clovers, hmm<me mumbling to myself as I think
indigo girls?

Do you remember the indigo girls?
 
  • #1,834
No, but the Indigo-go-go-girls was a strip club.

Why does he have no pants on?
 
  • #1,835
franznietzsche said:
Why does he have no pants on?

Because he already has a sock on.

Where do socks go when you lose them in the laundry? Why do I get the feeling someone already asked that?
 
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hypnagogue said:
Because he already has a sock on.

Where do socks go when you lose them in the laundry? Why do I get the feeling someone already asked that?


42.


Who does remind you of?
 
  • #1,837
Dalai Lama

Why is this thread so long?
 
  • #1,838
Its only as long as I am.

Why is blue that color?
 
  • #1,839
Becuase purple is sexy, not blue

What does Z looks like?
 
  • #1,840
It looks like a 9 rotated clockwise by 90 degrees.

Whats so special about Oxygen?
 
  • #1,841
Whats so special about Oxygen?
We don't like to talk about that. Nitrogen can be so touchy about the subject, and poor Fluorine never did recover from the shock...

Why are there no plans to fix Gallium so that it will melt in your mouth but not in your hands?
 
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plover said:
We don't like to talk about that. Nitrogen can be so touchy about the subject, and poor Fluorine never did recover from the shock...

Why are there no plans to fix Gallium so that it will melt in your mouth but not in your hands?


Because mercury is healthier for eating.

Why am i so hungry?
 
  • #1,843
Because George W.Bush got reelected.

Where does Sun go at night??
 
  • #1,844
Back home to California.

Why is water colourless?
 
  • #1,845
'Coz the fish are colorbind.

What does a dumb cat do to a mouse?
 
  • #1,846
dextercioby said:
What does a dumb cat do to a mouse?

Chase it in the direction of a mouse-phobic elephant.

Why do elephants never forget?
 
  • #1,847
hypnagogue said:
Why do elephants never forget?

I don't remember. :confused:

Do you remember when the ansers in this thread were lengthy and witty, not a bunch of one-liners?
 
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Moonbear said:
Do you remember when the ansers in this thread were lengthy and witty, not a bunch of one-liners?

Well, no, I have to admit that I don't remember.

Do you know that I know that you know that I know that you that I know that . . . [ad infinitum]? :biggrin:
 
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Astronuc said:
Well, no, I have to admit that I don't remember.

Do you know that I know that you know that I know that you that I know that . . . [ad infinitum]? :biggrin:
You know I didn't know that! :-p


Does anyone remember when Tom worked out the SPF value needed for an individual in the Biblical Hell (it was most illuminating!) ?
 
  • #1,850
BoulderHead said:
Does anyone remember when Tom worked out the SPF value needed for an individual in the Biblical Hell (it was most illuminating!) ?

Not really. He got some on the lightbulb, and it blocked out all the light, so I couldn't read the rest of the solution in the dark.

Why do people call it "Biblical" Hell? Is there another Hell?
 
  • #1,851
Yes, the one I live in.


How 'bout usted?
 
  • #1,852
BoulderHead said:
How 'bout usted?
usted?? What is Usted??

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,853
You.


Did I nearly kill this thread with that question?
 
  • #1,854
BoulderHead said:
Did I nearly kill this thread with that question?

No, but you dealt it a horrid blow to the head with that terrible misspelling.

I just got another AOL CD in the mail. Guess what I've got planned for it ? :devil:
 
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Gokul43201 said:
I just got another AOL CD in the mail. Guess what I've got planned for it ? :devil:

You'll probably gush, "Oh, goody, another one this weeK!" and put it in your collection - which is now 4,531 strong - all lined up around the top of your roof (and the adjacent apartment roofs, as well), and when the number reaches 5,000 - which should happen sometime before the end of the year - you plan to kick the first one in this enormously intricate row of disks you've created and that will send the rest into a snaking, domino-like fall, which, when flat on the roof, will create a reflection - because of the low location of the sun at this time - that will knock out all communication satelites currently circling this side of the planet.

Is it roofs or rooves?
 
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