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[inotyce]

I don't know why many people are afraid to show others their baldness, they put on wigs wherever they go. I find most bald men and curly haired men look more handsome than others.

 

[drizzle]

I'm losing my appetite..

 

[dkotschessaa]

I don't know why many people are afraid to show others their baldness, they put on wigs wherever they go. I find most bald men and curly haired men look more handsome than others.

The only ones afraid to show their baldness are actually bald people. The others are now shaving their heads. Whataworld.

Ok well I did it once.

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p206x206/27262_1413247099265_4202164_n.jpg

 

[Enigman]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p206x206/27262_1413247099265_4202164_n.jpg

...keep your hair on...

I am not sure I will though...the hairline's receding ...er... no its literally racing. Might need to ask Borek to lend his blue wig in the worst case scenario.
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And on other news : coffee is the greatest discovery of man.

 

[lisab]

The only ones afraid to show their baldness are actually bald people. The others are now shaving their heads. Whataworld.

Ok well I did it once.

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p206x206/27262_1413247099265_4202164_n.jpg

I like that a lot!

 

[HeLiXe]

"It's a gas".

awww...but it's heavier than He :)

No wonder you like it, He Li Xe.

Good to see you around. :)

LOL you have me figured out Gad Thanks good to see you too :)

 

[HeLiXe]

Please tell, are you going to go berserk
just 'cause you can't find a rhyme to "work"?

From wither didst thine blue wig lurk?

 

[Enigman]

From wither didst thine blue wig lurk?

Thence my answer hark
In the wretched dark
At midnight in the park
Beneath the sleeping lark
doth the wig lurk.

(can't fit in shark...)

 

[drizzle]

Can someone please hit me with anything on the head so I can start reading.

 

[Enigman]

As the only thing you read are songs and poetry:
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/kipling_ind.html
bam!

 

[drizzle]

NOOOOOOO! Not that

 

[Enigman]

You said anything...well what kind of projectile are you looking for, that I might throw at your cranium?

 

[drizzle]

Something hard, and bold.. something like a penguin?

Btw, anyone knows where is that Pengy bird?

 

[Enigman]

Something hard, and bold..

That might be misunderstood...

 

[drizzle]

GASPS!

You know that's not what I meant!

 

[drizzle]

*goes to read*

 

[Enigman]

Sorry, too much coffee and not enough sleep I am not responsible for my actions...try Robert Ludlum though...the Bourne triology should be enough to get you addicted...

 

[dkotschessaa]

I like that a lot!

Thanks. It was a decision based on 2 things

1) I had been laid of, so $30 either paid for groceries or a haircut
2) I was about to spend a month in a zen monastery anyway, so it's not I'd be out of place or my friends would see me.

 

[lisab]

Something hard, and bold.. something like a penguin?

Btw, anyone knows where is that Pengy bird?

Since he went away to PhD school, he's been quiet. He comes around now and then but doesn't post much.

I'm hoping we'll see the birdy in a few years, when his schedule let's up a bit.

 

[Evo]

Something hard, and bold.. something like a penguin?

Btw, anyone knows where is that Pengy bird?

Yeah, I spoke to him a couple of weeks ago, he was on vacation.

 

[AnTiFreeze3]

Sorry, too much coffee and not enough sleep I am not responsible for my actions...try Robert Ludlum though...the Bourne triology should be enough to get you addicted...

I loved the Bourne novels. Although, after Ludlum's passing, his protégé took over, and I must say that the quality of the books decreased a bit at that point.

 

[DennisN]

Books? Reading? Don't know what that means, but the words sound familiar. Youtube is my teacher, and facebook is my friend. And if any text is longer than a SMS or a tweet I get bored. Some say I am "spoiled" - what does that mean? I've never seen that word on facebook .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNMIYRt7i9c

 

[inotyce]

I finally decided to build a tree to store all my patients'records (within 20 years) . The total number of my patients is ~5 trillions

 

[Enigman]

I loved the Bourne novels. Although, after Ludlum's passing, his protégé took over, and I must say that the quality of the books decreased a bit at that point.

Anything with the name of Ludlum and another name shoved in fine-print is pure crap written by a wannabe and allowed to do so because his estate likes the money.
For example: The Ares decision -I just couldn't figure out why was the style so sloppy and the plot unbelievably bad until I discovered another name in the cover page...
My favourite would have to be Prometheus Deception it was one of his last true novels* before he passed away.
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A friend recommended it to me- (one of the most peaceful guys in the class), he challenged me that I would never get what the last twist would be, not this one...I got it after a hundred or so pages...when I told him...He punched me on the shoulder shoving me of the chair with a despairing cry "COME ON MAN!"- Best compliment ever.

 

[drizzle]

Lol Enigman, I can totally understand your friend's reaction!

 

[inotyce]

I receive a message sent to my phone saying that I am so lucky to have been given 1000 points to join the game, if win, I will get $300K, They ask me to send a reply message to #9000 (50 cents/message). Do you think I can win the game ?

 

[DennisN]

Short scientific debate at the Grand Canyon. It does not go well for the non-scientist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txzOIGulUIQ

 

[Evo]

My new pants are here! My new pants are here! :!) :thumbs:

For 10 years I have been wearing pants with no pockets. NO POCKETS! Why do manufacturers think women don't want pockets?

My oh so comfy new micro fleece pants have two side pockets. They fit like a glove. Evo is happy.

 

[Borek]

They fit like a glove.

We want pictures.

 

[OmCheeto]

Today was a good day.
And 240, is a good number.

 

[drizzle]

You mean 242.

 

[Enigman]

42 is the best number. WolframAlpha agrees too.

 

[drizzle]

Lol!

 

[collinsmark]

I had a bunch of x-rays taken of me today. 'More than I've had taken before in any other single day. And maybe more than all the previous days combined.*

*(By that I mean intentional, artificially induced x-rays, not background radiation.)**

**(Background radiation is underestimated by most people that don't know about the subject. Did you know that if you were standing outside the fence of Three Mile Island during the accident in 1979 you would have received about a comparable amount of radiation as simply living in Colorado for a year?)***

***(I think I received more than that today unless technology in the subject has improved a lot since the last time I checked.)

***(Egad! [For anybody living in Colorado: Nothing to worry about. You'll be fine.])

 

[drizzle]

Why am I still up? I didn't get enough sleep last night, and I have an appointment early morning.