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[Pythagorean]

Ok, but do you find Louis CK funny?

 

[turbo]

I don't know why, but I have never found George Carlin funny. Sometimes insightful, but never funny. I realize this is like, something I'm not supposed to admit. But it's true.

Much (perhaps most) of his work was not intended to be funny. Carlin was a satirist and was expert in social commentary, much like Samuel Clemens.

 

[dkotschessaa]

Ok, but do you find Louis CK funny?

He used to be. Now he's just a rant-bot.

 

[dkotschessaa]

Much (perhaps most) of his work was not intended to be funny. Carlin was a satirist and was expert in social commentary, much like Samuel Clemens.

I realize that, but I find most of what Carlin says is really obvious, and then he says it like you're supposed to go "Gee, I never thought of that George." But he's never said anything I thought wasn't already obvious.

It's like "did you ever realize politicians aren't always really good people?" Um, yes I did. "Ok so didja ever notice how religion is kind of dumb?" Um, yes George. "Ok so what's the deal with taxes. It's like they take all your money!." Uh, yes George, taxes are a pain sometimes, I agree.

Sigh...sorry. I know I'm alone on this one.

As for Twain/Clemens, I'm reading A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court now. It's LOL funny, as well as original and full of observant wisdom, and still relevant.

-Dave K

 

[Pythagorean]

I like Carlin because I came across him in high school, so it was all stuff I was just realizing myself at the time and here I found somebody who didn't make excuses or use euphemism to describe the state of things and that's really easy to appreciate when you're going through puberty.

He used to be. Now he's just a rant-bot.

Yeah, ranting is his schtick. I particularly liked the "Of course!... but maybe..." skit from Oh My God. But he can go on with rants sometimes. But it's really his physical acting (his facial expressions and body language) that make him unique.

 

[dkotschessaa]

Back to random:

I just ate a little (bit of) lamb
with rosemary
and sweet potatoes
I just ate a little (bit of) lamb and it was really good.

 

[Enigman]

There is a grit in the lens, a gear is broken, a fly in the ointment...nothing makes sense...time for coffee.

 

[Evo]

My dog was up all night coughing, she's finally resting, now that I can't fall back to sleep.

 

[Evo]

Back to random:

I just ate a little (bit of) lamb
with rosemary
and sweet potatoes
I just ate a little (bit of) lamb and it was really good.

dkot ate a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,
dkot ate a little lamb, he said it's really good.

 

[zoobyshoe]

dkot ate a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,
dkot ate a little lamb, he said it's really good.

dkot ate a little lamb;
Clarice turned white as snow.
To hell she thought he should be sent,
Where all lamb-eaters go.

 

[Evo]

dkot ate a little lamb;
Clarice turned white as snow.
To hell she thought he should be sent,
Where all lamb-eaters go.

 

[Evo]

Yesterday I went to Walmart and splurged on a Danskin velour top and pants. I am ready for fall.

 

[lisab]

Yesterday I went to Walmart and splurged on a Danskin velour top and pants. I am ready for fall.

Ooooo sounds so cozy and warm! All my sweats are old and full of pills.

 

[Evo]

Ooooo sounds so cozy and warm! All my sweats are old and full of pills.

They are back in fashion, time to stock up!

Evo Child was just here, I showed them to her and she said "You're not wearing those outside, I don't care what the internet says, NO!"

Hmmmpf, I plan to wear them everywhere.

 

[collinsmark]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgmiGN2mi2M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imgGyD6waTA

 

[Evo]

They are back in fashion, time to stock up!

Evo Child was just here, I showed them to her and she said "You're not wearing those outside, I don't care what the internet says, NO!"

Hmmmpf, I plan to wear them everywhere.

They were sold out in the store for my size for the pants, so I just went online and ordered 2 more pairs, they are SO COMFORTABLE, and they have POCKETS! :!)

 

[OmCheeto]

I am happier than...

um...

Insert your own euphemism.

 

[HeLiXe]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo I likes the PF logo. It looks so...atomic

 

[HeLiXe]

I am happier than...

um...

Insert your own euphemism.

... OmCheeto's guests after 12 hours on Thanksgiving day

 

[DennisN]

I am happier than...

... a fish in a frying pan.

(is it "in" or "on" a pan? "In" sounds correct, but English is not my first language)

 

[HeLiXe]

I think you are correct DennisN...I would use in also, since frying pans usually curve upward. For something like a flat plate, on would be correct methinks.

 

[OmCheeto]

They were sold out in the store for my size for the pants, so I just went online and ordered 2 more pairs, they are SO COMFORTABLE, and they have POCKETS! :!)

Are these pants better than your "these socks are like sex" socks?

cuz I bought some "good god! my nether parts are dancing!" undies this year.

If I were to put on your socks, pants, and my undies, all at the same time...

 

[dlgoff]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo I likes the PF logo. It looks so...atomic

"It's a gas".

 

[DennisN]

I am happier than...

...a bird flying into a household fan.

(why did OmCheeto lure out the naughty part of me?)

 

[drizzle]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo I likes the PF logo. It looks so...atomic

No wonder you like it, He Li Xe.

Good to see you around. :)

 

[DennisN]

Have I had too much coffee today or too little? Don't know. Better ponder upon it over a cup of coffee...

 

[Evo]

Are these pants better than your "these socks are like sex" socks?

cuz I bought some "good god! my nether parts are dancing!" undies this year.

If I were to put on your socks, pants, and my undies, all at the same time...

 

[pyzicslolito]

Allocating and using vectors of size 12345678901234567890 :D

 

[dkotschessaa]

[BLUES]
It's a miss my baby monday
when my baby goes to work
it's a miss my baby monday
when my baby goes to work
I can never find a last line to go here, without using the word "jerk" (which ain't really fittin' you see?)
[/BLUES]

 

[Pythagorean]

have you considered 'twerk'?

 

[Enigman]

[BLUES]
It's a miss my baby monday
when my baby goes to work
it's a miss my baby monday
when my baby goes to work
I can never find a last line to go here, without using the word "jerk" (which ain't really fittin' you see?)
[/BLUES]

Hoping for an early break
It is under her office I lurk.

 

[dkotschessaa]

have you considered 'twerk'?

That's not an actual word.

(i.e. I refuse to utter it, or acknowledge its existence)

 

[dkotschessaa]

Hoping for an early break
It is under her office I lurk.

Kinda creepy, but it might uh..work.

 

[Borek]

Please tell, are you going to go berserk
just 'cause you can't find a rhyme to "work"?

 

[Enigman]

What else did you expect from me? I even toned it down, not using 'it is her that I stalk'...
Try something with lark or if you really want to go gentile-
"take a break baby today"
I always say, but she doesn't hark.