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[lisab]

In 2007, the state legislature of Oklahoma voted the watermelon as its state vegetable.

 

[OmCheeto]

I wish I could be better at suffering fools.

2 Corinthians 11:19

 

[edward]

Don't let your grandsons turn all four of your flashlights into storage cylinders for dead batteries. Get rid of cable and upgrade to directTV.

I guess I am lucky that I didn't get grandsons with dog collars.

 

[Vahsek]

I wish I could be better at suffering fools.

Me too!

 

[zoobyshoe]

I guess I am lucky that I didn't get grandsons with dog collars.

Haha! That's a good one! I hadn't seen it before.

 

[drizzle]

Urghhhhhhhhhhh! Can't I just focus.

 

[dlgoff]

Urghhhhhhhhhhh! Can't I just focus.

Concentrate, concentrate

http://www.thehollywoodliberal.com/hypnspin.gif

 

[lendav_rott]

yes, master...

 

[Borek]

Concentrate, concentrate

http://www.thehollywoodliberal.com/hypnspin.gif

Oh my, I remember logging in about an hour ago... and nothing since then. If not for that phone call from the insurance sellers I would spend rest of the day concentrated.

 

[dlgoff]

lol
All of a sudden I'm getting sleepy.

 

[drizzle]

I want my Braille signature :(

 

[Enigman]

It is annoying when you agree with the annoying guy.

 

[OmCheeto]

O'mee little friend.

 

[lendav_rott]

it is -10'C outside, compared to yesterday's +5. Global climate change much, no?

 

[DataGG]

Does anyone know where is the thread about the gravitational waves? This: http://physicsworld.com/cws/article...nds-first-direct-evidence-of-cosmic-inflation

 

[drizzle]

*feels awfully stupid* :(

 

[micromass]

Does anyone know where is the thread about the gravitational waves? This: http://physicsworld.com/cws/article...nds-first-direct-evidence-of-cosmic-inflation

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=743237

 

[Enigman]

I meet the wizard again today, this promises to be fun.

 

[Enigman]

Although this wasn't the kind of fun I was looking for, but nevertheless I just can't stop laughing...

 

[lendav_rott]

*feels awfully stupid* :(

<<<< *is awfully stupid* :'(

 

[drizzle]

Although this wasn't the kind of fun I was looking for, but nevertheless I just can't stop laughing...

I want to laugh, what was it?

 

[Enigman]

want to laugh

Exactly that.
(ok, got that out of my system)
I've been just laughing for no reason at all for at least a few hours. I guess I'm just happy...

 

[drizzle]

Haha! well, glad you're happy.

*inspects for nitro leakage around Enigman*

 

[DennisN]

Yes, I know it's kind of nerdy, but I still think it's fun :

http://www.tor.com/blogs/2012/11/neil-degrasse-tyson-is-an-action-figure-now

Full Image:
http://www.tor.com/images/stories/blogs/12_11/heroes-of-science-large.jpg

EDIT: By they way, when I look at the picture, I was struck by the male dominance. We need more women in science!

 

[drizzle]

If only I can fix my head.

 

[lendav_rott]

I hear strong black coffee no sugar works well for hangovers. I don't drink coffee, though, never tried.

 

[DennisN]

OMG! I know the Universe seems pretty empty, but I had no idea it was so stunningly, incredibly, utterly empty!

Earlier this week, scientists announced that a telescope observing faint echoes of the so-called "Big Bang" had found evidence of the universe's nearly instantaneous expansion from a mere dot into a dense ball containing more than 1090 particles. (my bolding)

Source: http://phys.org/news/2014-03-alan-guth-insights-big.html

EDIT: Well, to be fair, "more than" actually does rescue the quote .

 

[lendav_rott]

there is wind outside

 

[collinsmark]

May I assume that my future army of mahem robots will all assuredly have floating point microprocessors (FPU, colloquially a math coprocessor)? Should I continue to maintain a fixed point library or is it all just nostalgia?

[Edit: maybe I should start a new thread on this. It was just a random thought at first, but now that I think about it...]

 

[HomogenousCow]

Things that should be found in a new york steak
-new york steak

Things not supposed to be found in a new york steak
-Metal razor

 

[lendav_rott]

Things that should be found in a new york steak
-new york steak

Things not supposed to be found in a new york steak
-Metal razor

you have a right to sue the place where you ordered it.

 

[HomogenousCow]

I was compensated with some ice cream, I guess that makes up for the serious health hazard.

 

[lisab]

I was compensated with some ice cream, I guess that makes up for the serious health hazard.

Really? You mean, "Sorry about the razor - here, have some ice cream!"

What flavor ice cream?

 

[Enigman]

Time to burn...

...And burn bright!​

 

[drizzle]

My feet hurt from working until late night in the lab, and it was barely productive. But that's not why I'm sad.