Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[Argentum Vulpes]

a rigid metal structure beats your force transferal device

 

[Mk]

unnoticed bomb in computer stops hacker

OMG TOTAL BREAKAGE! You can NEVER go back in time to beat a previous object or say "however he forgot...," "but he didn't notice that...," "a faulty wiring at the factory..." NO! RULE BREAKAGE!

 

[franzbear!]

A hacker hits the PF server and Kills (deletes) Franzbear.

Actually, that wouldn't harm me. I am now existing beyond the PF.

 

[franzbear!]

Nitroglycern, TNT, C4, Semtex... High explosives beats rock

Right, picking up where this should have left off, according to the RULES!

Crushing tidal wave beats high explosives.

 

[arildno]

Thirsty, incontinent woman beats tidal wave.

 

[Dawguard]

Mad serial killer with a gun beats thirsty, incontinent women.

 

[arildno]

By incontinently shedding their blood (and tidal wave) all over him, the women beat the mad serial killer back.

 

[Dawguard]

Insanely hot heat wave evaporates and beats the water and blood.

 

[scott1]

A nuclear winter beats Insanely hot heat wave

 

[Dawguard]

Nutcase from the '60's builds a fallout shelter and beats nuclear winter.

 

[scott1]

Running out of food and being stuck with hippies in the nuclear fallout shelter beats fallout shellter.

 

[Dawguard]

Insanity makes you forget the present and beats lack of food and hippies.

 

[scott1]

A surgent removes your brain with insainty beats insanity.

 

[Dawguard]

Rusty scalpel and swift investiagtion beats insane surgeon.

 

[scott1]

Liguid helium frezzes Rusty scalpel and swift investiagtion

 

[Dawguard]

Explosion of the sun beats liquid helium.

 

[scott1]

Black hole beats Explosion

 

[Dawguard]

Unsolved math beats a black hole.

 

[penguinraider]

Hawking beats unsolved math

 

[Dawguard]

Complete and utter paralysis beats Hawking. (Oh, that was cruel and mean )

 

[penguinraider]

Magical cure beats paralysis

 

[Dawguard]

Harsh reality beats magical cure.

 

[selfAdjoint]

Questing mind beats harsh reality.

 

[Dawguard]

A dragon beats the questing mind.

 

[penguinraider]

Deadly virus beats the dragon

 

[Dawguard]

Mad scientist genetically engineers a new virus resistant dragon and beats the virus.

 

[quantumdude]

You may not believe this but there is an actual Rock, Paper, Scissors league. They sent representatives to all the college bars in my town to get people to compete. The best 'players' of the evening had their names taken for a chance to win a free trip to Las Vegas to compete on ESPN. I kid you not.

 

[Dawguard]

I'll bet we could take them. Do they have immortal's, dragons, black holes, supernovas and tidal waves on their side? And that's only our most recent uses.
Really, who would watch rock, paper, scissors on ESPN?

 

[penguinraider]

Nuclear warhead vaporises virus resistant dragon

 

[scott1]

Hippie beats a Nuclear warhead.

 

[zanazzi78]

Warhead remains un-damaged by hippie with stick.

 

[Dawguard]

Warhead remains un-damaged by hippie with stick.

Sorry, but that's rule breaking. Once something is beaten it is gone: you can't go back and change a previous event. If you have contention with the fact that a hippie could beat a nuke, then consider if they managed to lobby the congress to remove all nukes.

 

[ukmicky]

hippie gets beaten by the Establishment.

 

[selfAdjoint]

subversion defeats establishment.

 

[scott1]

The rebels lack of estlabshiment of effective and proper government and causes them to go into civil war beats subversion.