Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[topsquark]

The rebels lack of estlabshiment of effective and proper government and causes them to go into civil war beats subversion.

Cannibals eat rebels.

-Dan

 

[Dawguard]

Cannibals eat rebels.

-Dan

Food poisoning beats cannibals.

 

[topsquark]

Food poisoning beats cannibals.

(Hmmmmmmm...If you wanted to "food poison" cannibals, wouldn't you have to have taken the poison yourself?? Kind of a lose-lose situation, isn't it? )

Proper handling and storage beats food poisoning.

-Dan

 

[scott1]

Avian bird flu that causes the workers to contamint the food beats proper handling of food

 

[topsquark]

Avian bird flu that causes the workers to contamint the food beats proper handling of food

A traditional, environmentally friendly, English bird shoot wipes out the entire avian population on Earth, beating avian bird flu.

-Dan

 

[Dawguard]

A traditional, environmentally friendly, English bird shoot wipes out the entire avian population on Earth, beating avian bird flu.

-Dan

Gun banning beat English bird hunt.

 

[scott1]

Dick Cheny and his favorit http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/topstories_story_048114947.html" beats gun banning

 

[Dawguard]

Dick Cheny and his favorit http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/topstories_story_048114947.html" beats gun banning

Foaming mad liberals beat Cheney.

 

[Mk]

Rabies vaccine beats the foaming liberals

 

[topsquark]

Rabies vaccine beats the foaming liberals

PETA beats rabies vaccine due to animal testing.

-Dan

(And here I though PETA would never be useful! Please don't track me down for saying that...)

 

[Dawguard]

PETA beats rabies vaccine due to animal testing.

-Dan

(And here I though PETA would never be useful! Please don't track me down for saying that...)

Bloody, gruesome civil war between trial lawers beats PETA.

 

[topsquark]

Bloody, gruesome civil war between trial lawers beats PETA.

Samuel L. Jackson beats trial lawyers. (Go Shaft!)

-Dan

 

[Mk]

Peacemaker missile beats Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[ukmicky]

anti gun activist beats colt 45 peacemaker

 

[JamesU]

gun beats anti-gun activist

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Shoddy ammo creates carbon build-up and jams the gun

 

[arildno]

Hungry armadillo eats shoddy ammo.

 

[topsquark]

Hungry armadillo eats shoddy ammo.

Shoddy ammo blows up and kills armadillo. End of contest!

Just kidding!

Redneck shoots, stuffs, and "mounts" armadillo.

-Dan

 

[arildno]

A gang of gay gigolos beats up redneck

 

[Dawguard]

A gang of gay gigolos beats up redneck

Motorcycle gang laughs at the gay gigilos' pathetic attempt to beat someone up, and procedes to kill them all.

 

[arildno]

Motorcycle gang laughs at the gay gigilos' pathetic attempt to beat someone up, and procedes to kill them all.

This is homophobic, besides being untrue.
Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!

Your suggestion cannot be accepted.

 

[Dawguard]

This is homophobic,

Nah, I'm not afraid of them, just skeptical of their ability to win in a fight against a real gang.

besides being untrue.

You ever seen a fight between gay gigilos and motorcycle gangs? Then how do you know?

Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!

Not as much as a baseball bat. Trust me on that.

Your suggestion cannot be accepted.

Yes it can, it doesn't break any rules.

 

[topsquark]

This is homophobic, besides being untrue.
Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!

Your suggestion cannot be accepted.

Florence Henderson beats motorcycle gang. (Did anyone else see her on VH1 dressed as a biker chic? Dang! If only she were younger. :!) )

-Dan

 

[scott1]

The Canceltion of the Brady Bunch beats Florence Henderson

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Syndication beats Canceltion

 

[scott1]

Public broad casting beats syndication

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Lack of money beats PBS

 

[topsquark]

Lack of money beats PBS

Bill Gates beats lack of money. (Or does he cause it? Hmmm...)

-Dan

 

[jimmy p]

Bill Gates beats lack of money. (Or does he cause it? Hmmm...)

-Dan

Linux users beat Bill Gates (literally)

 

[zanazzi78]

Linux.OSF.8759 beats linux user

 

[topsquark]

Linux.OSF.8759 beats linux user

Old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards beat Linux . (I don't like Linux , can you tell? )

-Dan

 

[arildno]

Ravenous opossum eats old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards.

 

[topsquark]

Ravenous opossum eats old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards.

Redneck shoots and eats ravenous opossum. Nuttin' like a hunk o' 'possum pie!

-Dan

 

[Mattara]

a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head

 

[topsquark]

a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head

-Dan