Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[arildno]

Cellphone is acceptable.
Telemarketer beats cellphone.

 

[scott1]

Natinoal do not call list beats Telemarketer

 

[Manchot]

Political organization doesn't have to obey do-not-call list.

 

[turbo]

Revolution destroys established political organization.

 

[Manchot]

New constitution destroys the need for a revolution.

 

[turbo]

New constitution destroys the need for a revolution.

New constitution insprires new revolution in which all elected officials are summarily executed.

 

[Mk]

Ferrets consume new authoritarian regime.

 

[scott1]

Mass extiction beats ferrets

 

[Mk]

I think that is a hammer.

Luck of some organisms beats mass extinction.

 

[scott_alexsk]

Humans wipe out remaining ferrets (or whatevers left) in the never ending quest for food.

 

[Mk]

Prehistoric zombie ferrets uprise looking for justice, eating all humans.

 

[scott1]

Robot uprising beats prehistoric zombie ferrets uprising

 

[Mk]

Too bad the robots were running on windows. They got infected with too much adware and spyware and move at approximately 1 m/yr.

 

[scott1]

Apple beats Windows

 

[zoobyshoe]

Eve eats apple.

 

[scott1]

God beats Eve

 

[Mk]

Satan beats God.

 

[scott1]

Jeus beats Satan

 

[Mk]

Romans beats Jesus.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Lead poisoning beats Rome.

 

[vanesch]

Soldering iron melts lead

 

[Mk]

Wet panties shorts out the soldering iron.

 

[zoobyshoe]

mentor deletes MK's bizarre post

 

[Mk]

Mentor falls into the Hoover Damn.

 

[arildno]

Women clothes beats Hoover.

 

[Mk]

Women beats women's clothes.

 

[Mk]

Admin note: Warned for being offensive.

The French beat women.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Zoobyshoe beats women.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil dogs. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my name. And you will know my name is Zooby when I lay my vengeance upon you.

 

[Mk]

 

[Mk]

Arnildo where did your comment go?

 

[arildno]

Arnildo where did your comment go?

Delete function beats too-late reply.

 

[Mk]

Control-Z beats delete.

 

[Chi Meson]

Command-Q beats Control-Z

 

[arildno]

Hammer beats all keyboard functions.

 

[scott1]

Rules beats Hammer