Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[scott1]

a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head

Eco-terroist taking over the EPA and bans everything that harms the enviromet beats bucket of blue paint.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

The FBI puts Eco-terrorist on there watch list and the government hounds them to extinction

 

[topsquark]

The FBI puts Eco-terrorist on there watch list and the government hounds them to extinction

(Let's see how many can figure this one out... )

"International Exports" beats the FBI.

-Dan

 

[zanazzi78]

Pablo Escobar beats (literally) small time exporter.

 

[scott1]

a Colombian electronic surveillance team beats Pablo Escobar

 

[topsquark]

a Colombian electronic surveillance team beats Pablo Escobar

A good old fashioned "Colombian cigarillo" beats Colombian electronic surveillance team.

-Dan

 

[ukmicky]

Lung cancer wins. right let's start a new one :)

 

[topsquark]

Lung cancer wins. right let's start a new one :)

Lung fish beats lung cancer.

(And the beat goes on...)

-Dan

 

[ukmicky]

African tribesman digging for water kills hibernating lungfish and puts an ends to the beat.

 

[scott1]

An slave ship beats an African tribesman
(SORRY I'am not a racist but we all know what can beat a slave ship...)

 

[Mattara]

UN anti-slavery legislation(s) beats slave ships

 

[scott1]

Crazy polticans froming an New world oder beats the UN...
(I'am still sorry)

 

[dav2008]

Patrick Fitzgerald leads to the conviction of crazy politicians

 

[scott1]

John David Ashcroft beats Patrick Fitzgerald

 

[topsquark]

John David Ashcroft beats Patrick Fitzgerald

Oliver North beats John David Ashcroft.

-Dan

 

[arildno]

US grand jury beats Oliver North.

 

[dav2008]

Nancy Grace uses false information, misleading opening arguements, contradictory closing statements, and illegal searches to confuse the US Grand Jury

 

[topsquark]

Nancy Grace uses false information, misleading opening arguements, contradictory closing statements, and illegal searches to confuse the US Grand Jury

Connie Chung :!) beats Nancy Grace any day in my book!

-Dan

 

[JamesU]

knife beats connie chung

 

[Dawguard]

knife beats connie chung

Anti-technology freaks beat the knife . (Think long ago...way, way long ago. Pre-Stone age. Pre-pre-stone age. Before sharp rocks were common)

 

[scott1]

Anti-technology freaks beat the knife . (Think long ago...way, way long ago. Pre-Stone age. Pre-pre-stone age. Before sharp rocks were common)

Intellgent Design beats Anti-technology freaks

 

[topsquark]

Intellgent Design beats Anti-technology freaks

A 3 year old science student disproves Intelligent Design ( ).

-Dan
(Poor Connie Chung! )

 

[scott1]

A 3 year old science student disproves Intelligent Design ( ).

-Dan
(Poor Connie Chung! )

Chirstan Fundmentlist Science teacher failing him because he was attempting learn about real seciene beats A 3 year old science student.
(We need education system )

 

[topsquark]

Chirstan Fundmentlist Science teacher failing him because he was attempting learn about real seciene beats A 3 year old science student.
(We need education system )

Scientologist (literally) beats Christian Fundamentalist Science teacher.

-Dan

(Hey, yesterday they owned the forum. Who owns it today I wonder?)

 

[scott1]

Scientologist (literally) beats Christian Fundamentalist Science teacher.

-Dan

(Hey, yesterday they owned the forum. Who owns it today I wonder?)

George Lucas leading an Army of star wars fans wearing stormtrooper amour with Darth Vader and Wookies beats Tom Cruise and the army of Scientologist...

 

[arildno]

Rebel Ewok beats George Lucas.

 

[topsquark]

Rebel Ewok beats George Lucas.

Toy manufacturer kidnaps Rebel Ewok and turns it into a Furby.

-Dan

 

[Mattara]

The UN human rights employee beats toy manufacurer.

 

[dav2008]

The world laughs at the UN human rights employee

 

[arildno]

Ascetic, sour-faced communist makes the world stop laughing.

 

[JamesU]

Ascetic, sour-faced communist makes the world stop laughing.

The communist's pants fall down and the world goes back into its fit of laughterI can only imagine the next comment...

 

[arildno]

The commie starts wearing a toga instead of pants.

 

[JamesU]

Stain beats toga

 

[arildno]

Washing powder beats stain.

 

[JamesU]

club soda beats washing powder