Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[scott1]

An orthadox Atheist Monk beats a Bhuddist monk

 

[arildno]

God beats atheist monk.

 

[scott1]

God has already been used more then twice

 

[arildno]

An alluring wood nymph disorthodoxicates atheist monk.

 

[Mattara]

Methadon clinic beats an alluring wood nymph.

 

[scott1]

Alaskas legalziton of drugs beat a Methadon clinic

 

[topsquark]

Alaskas legalziton of drugs beat a Methadon clinic

If I may say so, NOTHING beats an alluring wood nymph! :!)

Quaker extremists beat Alaska's legalization of drugs.

-Dan

 

[Mattara]

Earthquake beats Quaker extremists.

 

[arildno]

Alluring wood nymph stills earthquake. (I agree with topsquark; my nymph hasn't been beaten yet)

 

[scott1]

Alluring wood nymph stills earthquake. (I agree with topsquark; my nymph hasn't been beaten yet)

Death Star blowing up earth.If there is no Earth the Alluring wood nymph stills earthquake can not happen because there is no earth(and probally no Alluring wood nymph)

 

[Mk]

The death star was already used.

Computer worm destroys death star.

 

[scott1]

Ok spyware beats computerworm

 

[Rach3]

Ok spyware beats computerworm

Windows gets beat up by spyware.

 

[Mk]

Ok spyware beats computerworm

No it doesn't! Spyware is just a nuisance, whereas computer worms can destroy millions of dollars worth of computers.

Adware beats spyware because its better.

 

[scott1]

A starnge cosmological condotion in the sun cause a large electromangnetic pules which destoryes ALL electornics and the internet with it which beats Adware and all other sercurity risk.

 

[arildno]

Einstein realizes that a strange cosmological condition was his second biggest mistake.

 

[scott1]

Einstein realizes that a strange cosmological condition was his second biggest mistake.

Einstien's biggest mistake beats his second biggest mistake.

 

[arildno]

New research suggests Einstein's biggest mistake wasn't a mistake after all.

 

[Mattara]

Nature beats new research by debunking it.

 

[Rach3]

Proponents of the new research turn to e-prints, thus circumventing peer review.

 

[Mk]

f-prints, g-prints, h-prints, and imaginary numbered prints beat e-prints.

 

[jimmie]

The writing on the wall beats all prints.

 

[ukmicky]

The prehistoric Chauvet Cave Painting beats your mindless graffiti

 

[Mattara]

carbonic acid beats old rock painting over time.

 

[Hootenanny]

Water beats carbonic acid

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

electrolysis beats water

 

[jimmie]

Hypertrichosis beats electrolysis.

 

[scott1]

Hypertrichosis beats electrolysis.

I'am not sure if that beats electoylsis.Electroysis is a treatment to Hypertichosis.

 

[arildno]

Greek beats Latin.

 

[scott1]

1337 be4ts teh gr33k lan4gue w00t!

 

[JamesU]

+y|0I|\|G |I|<e +|-|I$ Be/-\+$ 1337

aka. "Typing like this beats 1337"

 

[Mattara]

word filter beats 1337 sp34k aka. "Typing like this"

 

[scott1]

FCC beats word filter

 

[Hootenanny]

Eric Idle beats the FCC

 

[arildno]

Jewish suicide squad beats Eric Idle.