Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[zoobyshoe]

40T magnet renders iron rod useless.

Abrahms tank blasts magnet to atoms.

 

[ziad1985]

anti-tank missle will take care of any tank around.

 

[scott1]

anti-tank missle will take care of any tank around.

HEL shoots down anti-tank missile

 

[ziad1985]

computer virus in the targetting computer

 

[arildno]

Basilisk outstares the paltry HEL rays.

 

[scott1]

Myth busters beats Basilisk

 

[Mk]

Mr. T beats mythbusters.

 

[scott1]

Laurence Tero beats Mr.T

 

[Mk]

I don't know who wins.

 

[scott1]

The other Mr.T

 

[Orefa]

Murphy's Law beats Laurence Tero, Mr T and the other Mr T.

[Interesting trivia: Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy but by someone else with the same name.]

 

[arildno]

A brilliant engineer circumvents Murphy's law.

 

[Orefa]

A brilliant engineer circumvents Murphy's law.

Hot blonde turns brilliant engineer into babbling idiot.

 

[arildno]

Hammer unhots blond. (Why did you write an "e" there? )

 

[Orefa]

Hammer unhots blond. (Why did you write an "e" there? )

No Hammer! Unless it's MC... Try again. And yes, the 'e' is optional.

 

[arildno]

Bucket of offal unhots blonde.

 

[Orefa]

Bucket of offal unhots blonde.

Hannibal Lecter serves bucket of offal with a nice Chianti.

 

[arildno]

Tapeworm gives Hannibal Lecter digestion problems.

 

[Orefa]

Tapeworm gives Hannibal Lecter digestion problems.

Anthelmintic tablet flabbergasts tapeworm. (I'll let others play now... )

 

[scott1]

Allegeric reaction with Anthelmintic tablet beats Anthelmintic tablet

 

[arildno]

HIV-virus removes immune system, and hence, allergic reactions.

 

[ziad1985]

condome use (ne need to explain :D )

 

[arildno]

Over-eager teeth puncture condom

 

[scott1]

HIV-virus removes immune system, and hence, allergic reactions.

Cure to the HIV-virus beats HIV-virus
Edit: too late...

 

[ziad1985]

Cure to the HIV-virus beats HIV-virus

I don't believe you are allowed to creat something that doesn't exist!

 

[arildno]

Too late response beats scott1

 

[scott1]

editing post beats too late of response

 

[BobG]

Over-eager teeth puncture condom

Flying puck beats teeth.

Hockey!

 

[arildno]

Puckered hole encloses puck.

 

[scott1]

Soda beats puckerd hole

 

[arildno]

Soda?
I must protest..

 

[BobG]

Soda beats puckerd hole

Baking soda?

 

[scott1]

Baking soda?

If it works yes...

 

[arildno]

NO!
Either unpucker my hole or pre-occupy it with something else before the puck arrives!..

 

[scott1]

Ok the teeth is replaced with industricble robotic teeth that can connect to the internet,there also cellphone and take pictures beats pucker hole...I think