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My Dad claimed he never left until tomorrow that which could be put off until next week.Klystron said:Never do today what can be put off until tomorrow;
My Dad claimed he never left until tomorrow that which could be put off until next week.Klystron said:Never do today what can be put off until tomorrow;
Didn't I postpone that yesterday?Ibix said:International Society of Procrastinators - Working Tomorrow For A Better Today!
Gee you're making me nervous now! I was planning to do that sometime next century ...fresh_42 said:I recently found my to-do-list of 2015. What shall I say? Still accurate!
And then postpone for the day after tomorrow ... for a better tomorrow!Ibix said:International Society of Procrastinators - Working Tomorrow For A Better Today!
Does it? To bet or not to bet? ...nuuskur said:Right, could always go for three or more![]()
fresh_42 said:What's the name of the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee?
So everybody who enters and correctly says да is instantly misinterpreted as два! What an ingenious way to increase turnover and profit!AlexCaledin said:In Samara, Russia: Does this prove that the first Russian Princes were Hamlet's cousins?
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Klystron said:Which leader of the USSR was the best cook?
Nikita Kru-Chef
Reminds me of Gorbachev's birthmark being removed on official Soviet photosjtbell said:Once upon a time, political jokes in the Soviet Union often took the form of questions to the fictitious help-line of Radio Yerevan:
Q: How can baldness be cured?
A: Unfortunately we don't answer political questions!
Steve Bell, a UK political cartoonist, always drew it as a hammer and sickle...DrClaude said:Reminds me of Gorbachev's birthmark being removed on official Soviet photos![]()
They must have been getting lazy. They used to remove the entire person.DrClaude said:Reminds me of Gorbachev's birthmark being removed on official Soviet photos![]()
I loved those Radio Yerevan jokes!jtbell said:Once upon a time, political jokes in the Soviet Union often took the form of questions to the fictitious help-line of Radio Yerevan:
Q: How can baldness be cured?
A: Unfortunately we don't answer political questions!
fresh_42 said:I loved those Radio Yerevan jokes!
Q: Is it possible to be a good communist and a good catholic?
A: Principally yes, but why do you want to burden your life twice?
Klystron said:Which leader of the USSR was the best cook?
Nikita Kru-Chef
and what was his babushka's name?
Grandma Kerchief
That reminds me of the cast list for the filmKlystron said:White Christmas
very goodDrGreg said:That reminds me of the cast list for the film
Emma Dreaming
Arthur White
Chris Muss
Jess Likedy
Juan Swee
Hugh Sterno .....
davenn said:
And no power tools required - a hand whisk.Klystron said:Your joke is funny on so many levels:
Good one
- the "birthday cake" requires assembly.
- only uses the egg whites, presumably.
- it is mostly white lard (ugh!).
- the salt is in a tiny (overpriced?) shaker.
- and the glass of milk is half empty/full.
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If you forget the access code, that configuration will come in handy.davenn said:
You put all of the Bessemer gear in the glove box? Sure hope you left the windows rolled down -- it could get mighty hot in there.256bits said:We put our vehicles in there so no one could steel stuff.