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yummy :)fresh_42 said:
yummy :)fresh_42 said:
Reminds me of the standard question of a computer support department I once knew:davenn said:
While you're there, might as well get them all cut...davenn said:my wife is always hassling me to get a hair cut
Mark44 said:While you're there, might as well get them all cut...
A teacher once told us he'd got a hair cut, to which one of my classmates chirped "Really Sir? Which one?" Amazingly, he survived saying it.Mark44 said:While you're there, might as well get them all cut...
Seefood diet again! ...fresh_42 said:
Ouch!davenn said:
not sure how to respond to that ?fresh_42 said:Ouch!
I know, that's why it hurts.davenn said:not sure how to respond to that ?
maybe ...
Puttin' On the Ritz
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"Puttin' On the Ritz" is a song written by Irving Berlin. He wrote it in May 1927 and first published it on December 2, 1929.
An unpleasant mostly-bald elderly (curmudgeonly) university tutor arrived a bit late for one of my tutorials. He didn't apologize -- he just grunted that he'd been for a haircut. One of the other students said: "Really, sir? You got ripped off -- they didn't take the boogers out of your nose first."Ibix said:A teacher once told us he'd got a hair cut, to which one of my classmates chirped "Really Sir? Which one?" Amazingly, he survived saying it.
In other words, it's an ex-duck.davenn said:"I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
"...if you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies by now"fresh_42 said:"Thisparrotduck is dead!"
"No, it isn't."
"Yes, it is."
etc.
If you're blue ... trying hard to look like Gary Cooper ...davenn said:
6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t Happy.
http://bofh.bjash.com/Borg said:
would have suited science jokesscottdave said:Here is a pic that a friend shared with me, showing a student's attempt at answering a question concerning transformers. Either the student misunderstood, or was just trying to be funny.
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Not sure about the lame joke part. It is funny though.