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In a similar vein, how dangerous is Richard Sharpe? Put it like this - he survived the Napoleonic wars while being played by Sean Bean.
Ibix said:In a similar vein, how dangerous is Richard Sharpe? Put it like this - he survived the Napoleonic wars while being played by Sean Bean.
Sean Bean has something of a reputation for playing characters who get killed, even when he's not the bad guy - Ned Stark and Boromir are the famous ones, but a quick look through his IMDB page will find a lot more.davenn said:not familiar with that one
Odysseus, like Sharpe, survived a war. And a twenty-odd year voyage home with most of the Olympian gods out to get him. Being played by Sean Bean was just one more challenge after all that...mjc123 said:He played Odysseus in "Troy", who survived. (Went on to star in a whole new epic, in fact - Odysseus that is, not Bean.)
You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus is watching you drive!
Ok, you got me.DrGreg said:A joke based on a Christmas carol.
To appreciate this, you'll need to recognise the tune before you look at the punchline. Even if you don't read music, hopefully you can still work out the tune by looking at how the uppermost notes go up and down.
I visited Juneau last year. Beautiful temperate rainforest.WWGD said:They are building a highway from the Bering Strait to the capital of Alaska. Did Juneau that?
WWGD said:Did Juneau that?
DaveC426913 said:I visited Juneau last year. Beautiful temperate rainforest.
YupDaveC426913 said:There are three - and only three - ways into Juneau: by airplane, by ship and by birth canal.
Merry Christma-Hannu-Kwaanza-Dan.BillTre said:
That's bigoted. It's quite celebratist.WWGD said:Merry Christmas or whatever it is you celebrate". Heart warming.
I missed him by much more than that: never been there ;).DaveC426913 said:Missed you by just weeks! I was there in August. Via the MSC Volendam.
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But not if one is short for, say, "Theodore" and the other for "Theodosius"...Mark44 said:What do Attila the Hun and Kermit the Frog have in common?
They both have the same middle name.
We need an expert in aristocracy.jtbell said:But not if one is short for, say, "Theodore" and the other for "Theodosius"...
Have you been drinking?Mark44 said:What's red and bad for your teeth?
No, I always drive this way to avoid snipers.Bystander said:Have you been drinking?![]()
As a matter of fact, no. My intent was to liven up this forum section with same actual, albeit lame, jokes.Bystander said:Have you been drinking?![]()