Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

But there are five!? ;)

Pete Best.

 

[WWGD]

Pete Best.

No, I think Paul Best.

 

[davenn]

People who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology
bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

 

[fresh_42]

Does an oncologist become an ornithologist if he shows someone the bird?

 

[fresh_42]

Just found on the German Wikipedia:

The ontology (in the 16th century as a Greek ontologia formed from ancient Greek ὄν ón 'being' and λόγος lógos 'science', i.e. 'science of being') is a discipline of (theoretical) philosophy that ...

Uhm, uhm, what the heck is theoretical philosophy? Do they have an experimental philosophy?

 

[256bits]

I dunno. Check it out.
On the cover - "Discover how to apply ancient wisdom to your life"
That sounds like there must be a practical and an applied philosophy as well.
Philosophy-for-Dummies

 

[DrGreg]

Does an oncologist become an ornithologist if he shows someone the bird?

British jazz player Humphrey Lyttelton told a story of how a radio interviewer once asked him "I hear you're a bit of an orthinologist?" [sic]

On his way home he thought of the reply he ought to have given: "Not so much an orthinologist, more of a word-botcher."

 

[mfb]

Do they have an experimental philosophy?

I am, therefore I experiment.

 

[collinsmark]

Just found on the German Wikipedia:Uhm, uhm, what the heck is theoretical philosophy? Do they have an experimental philosophy?

I can't confirm with the German version, but in the English version of Wikipedia, all articles end in philosophy.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wikipedia-philosophy_n_1093460

 

[fresh_42]

I can't confirm with the German version, but in the English version of Wikipedia, all articles end in philosophy.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wikipedia-philosophy_n_1093460

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontologie

 

[BillTre]

Uhm, uhm, what the heck is theoretical philosophy? Do they have an experimental philosophy?

Maybe its the philosophy behind doing theoretical (investigations), like biological philosophy is concerned with the how to do biology.
Things like applicable metaphysics, reasonable questions, ethics, etc.

 

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[Ibix]

Well it's the Dog Star, isn't it? It just wants us to throw a stick for it.

 

[WWGD]

Well it's the Dog Star, isn't it? It just wants us to throw a stick for it.

I think its official name is R.U. Sirius. I thought it was named after Syria, or the other way around.

 

[Ibix]

I think its official name is R.U. Sirius. I thought it was named after Syria, or the other way around.

I think you're taking Libyaties with the truth there.

 

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[Keith_McClary]

Do they have an experimental philosophy?

Experimental Philosophy

 

[WWGD]

Another entry for the joke analysts here in 'Lame Jokes' in PF:

 

[Keith_McClary]

1,000,000 times

 

[Bob Walance]

Science Fun Fact #1 --

It was Pythagoras' mother who was the first person ever to use the expression "Do the math!".

 

[Wrichik Basu]

Another entry for the joke analysts here in 'Lame Jokes' in PF:View attachment 266242

Do you have the link to the video to which these comments were posted?

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[WWGD]

Do you have the link to the video to which these comments were posted?

Not off hand, I will look it up.

 

[etotheipi]

Not off hand, I will look it up.

I'm pretty sure it's this

 

[DrGreg]

Reminds me of a joke back in the day when all offices had fax machines. (Younger readers may have to find out what a fax machine was.)

If you run out of paper, you can ask another office to fax some blank pages to you.

 

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[DrGreg]

Hepatitis bee

Image credit: HBV by Dr Graham Beards / CC BY-SA (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)

 

[jim mcnamara]

The pandemic science is on people's minds a lot - bread makers, for example.
One person named starter dough 'patient zero'

 

[Keith_McClary]

Airlines to start flying with the windows down to prevent spread of Covid

Disney World reopens in hopes that inevitable parental deaths will inspire future films

Only Canadian who supports reopening US border catapulted across Detroit River

 

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[sysprog]