Collection of Lame Jokes

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[Wrichik Basu]

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[Keith_McClary]

From the youtube comments:

Kirara's Mom - "I feel sorry for you extroverts. Us introverts is fine."

REPLY
Hey It's Dom! - "Lollll. I'm not an extrovert, I'm an introvert, and I need to get out of this house and have some alone timeeee."

 

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[BillTre]

 

[wrobel]

TEXT:
There is no fitness club here,
you should gorge less

 

[Keith_McClary]

fitness

My Russian is very rusty, I did not notice that the first word transliterates to "fitness club".

 

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TEXT:
There is no fitness club here,
you should gorge less

And do so Ipso Fatso.

 

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[Keith_McClary]

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Defund the police.

 

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Defund the police.

Defund naked subject.

 

[jbriggs444]

That's no fund.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Smile, it's contagious.

 

[etotheipi]

Smile, it's contagious.

Nah I'll pass on that one, one pandemic is enough for me

 

[fresh_42]

Smile, it's contagious.

I know only two people which cause(d) an automatic smile in me:
Tenzin Gyatso and Charles Edward Anderson Berry

 

[phinds]

A truck with a load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned and spilled them all over the road. Witnesses were stunned, startled, flabbergasted, amazed, surprized, taken aback, stupefied ...

 

[phinds]

Johnny was filling up a good-sized hole in his back yard when the neighbor leaned over the fence and asked him what he was doing. The kid explained that he was burying his goldfish, which had died. Neighbor says, that an awfully big hole for a goldfish. Kid replies, yeah, that's 'cause he's inside your cat.

 

[DrGreg]

A truck with a load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned and spilled them all over the road. Witnesses were stunned, startled, flabbergasted, amazed, surprized, taken aback, stupefied ...

I suppose the driver was lost for words?

 

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[Halc]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[jack action]

I pulled a muscle digging for gold. Just a miner injury.

 

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I pulled a muscle digging for gold. Just a miner injury.

My ex gf has a permanent injury...( Looking for gold in all the wrong places...)

 

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You must Far Go to do this.

 

[fresh_42]

Looking for gold in all the wrong places...

Sounds like a mayor injury.

 

[fresh_42]

You must Far Go to do this.

Not that far. Looks as if the photo was taken in the Netherlands.

 

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I could have sworn I had the program to open .djvu files...Didn't I post this before?

 

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Not that far. Looks as if the photo was taken in the Netherlands.

But you can also do it in Far Go other places. Hint: Coen Brothers.