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Mom, you are NOT going to put this on the INTERNET!
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
Mom, you are NOT going to put this on the INTERNET!
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Mom: "I think we should buy an encyclopedia for Junior."
Dad: "Why can't he just walk to school like I did?"
Dad: "Why can't he just walk to school like I did?"
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Kid was asked to bring in a stool sample for his visit w/ the school nurse:
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The Three Musketeers go out to dinner. The waitress asks, "Do you want the check all for one, or one for all?"
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Reminds me of an ancient Ernie Kovacs sketch with a guy shooting into a frozen-fish freezer: "Holey mackerel!"phinds said:
(or maybe it was a fish tank... it was a looong time ago.)
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Since someone mentioned Ernie Kovacs:
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Ibix said:
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Now I got what a LAN party is! It's the equivalent to a measles party.
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Always wear gloves while using your computer. The Corona virus transmits so easily that you can email it to someone.
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Oh god not again
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I'd really like to thank you all who set me straight on the meaning of plethora.
It means a lot to me.
It means a lot to me.
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A pirate in Comic Sans walks into a bar.
Bartender: "Sorry, we don't serve your type in here."
Bartender: "Sorry, we don't serve your type in here."
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A synonym strolls into a local tavern ...
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