Collection of Lame Jokes

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[BillTre]

Are U.S. computers full of fries instead of chips?

Do UK computers use crisps instead chips?

 

[Jarvis323]

Self-similar horse :View attachment 283539

Obligatory meme update:

 

[Keith_McClary]

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Oh, it's just the default setting. Of course you can change it from first two letters to first letter or first three letters or whatever.

 

[DennisN]

Various:

 

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[BillTre]

 

[DrClaude]

Are U.S. computers full of fries instead of chips?

To be snarky: computer chips are named after US chips, not UK chips

 

[JT Smith]

To be snarky: computer chips are named after US chips, not UK chips

So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?

 

[fresh_42]

So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?

Not yet, but the next generation of UK computers will be built by CRISPR.

 

[Ibix]

So does that mean UK computers are full of crisps?

The keyboards are frequently full of chips of crisps...

 

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[Ibix]

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According to lore it was named Greenland as, essentially, a marketing ploy. So yes - do not trust.

 

[mfb]

How to name places (Greenland is last):

 

[gmax137]

Why I need Ad-Blocker, or, "I should Log into PF first"

 

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[Jarvis323]

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As a beginner long hair haver during the pandemic, I can say that it would not be worth it to attempt to turn the hat around due to the effort that will be required to put your hair back in a configuration where it stays out of your face.

 

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[Klystron]

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Where did she buy that backwards baseball cap? The caps I found only have the bill in front.

 

[WWGD]

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[WWGD]

Tattoo's line has been popping up every where:
" Which donut would you like?"
The plane!, The plane!
" What do you do right after your flight arrives?"
Deplane, Deplane!
" What was the name of that town in central Illinois?"
Des Plaines, Des Plaines!
" What is the other name for Euclidean 3-dimensions?"
The plane, The plane!

 

[nsaspook]

 

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[Baluncore]

Those Ikea gas bottles are non-standard. To open the bottle they use an Allen key.

 

[Keith_McClary]

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They should supply the H and O already mixed in one bottle.

 

[fresh_42]

They should supply the H and O already mixed in one bottle.

And I don't think there is an Allen key in the box. I assume that it is actually a match.

 

[mfb]

It's a matching Allen key.

 

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[Jarvis323]