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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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You might as well have just dumped it on the sidewalk somewhere. It's not like a thief is going to take it to the electronic recycling place.
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That reminds me, at my first teaching job after grad school, in the early 1980s, the physics faculty had a standard joke about "lunch on warning."fresh_42 said:
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Tex: What do you think of going vegetarian one day a week?
Rex: Sounds like a missed steak to me.
Rex: Sounds like a missed steak to me.
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But there is so much more at steak.
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I used to think my dad was a superhero . Then I realized he's just a weird guy that walks around wearing a cape.
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Nice that she can exercise all her legs on this machine.
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I started doing lunges to get in shape.
It's a big step forward for me.
It's a big step forward for me.
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You forgot AMERICA:fresh_42 said:
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You can't run through a campground.
You can only ran because it's past tents.
You can only ran because it's past tents.
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DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel. I like you.
You little rebel. I like you.
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Thanks, but I don't understand what prompted you to say you like me.jack action said:
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I like rebels. Just take the love and have a nice day.Ibix said:
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The favorite breakfast at the Buddhist monastery:
Om-lets.
Om-lets.
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I don't understand why you think I'm a rebel...jack action said:
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I get it now.Ibix said:
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do you see a caterpillar with glasses painting her lips?
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They should do this for more things!
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