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Collection of Lame Jokes
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Meetings should last as long as it takes to drink a cup of coffee:
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And a horse with no name.jack action said:
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So you went for a walk in the park.WWGD said:
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"Hi and welcome to Rekindling Your Love Life, Class 1.
"Let's start with the basics. Give me your best 'Come Hither' look.
"Good. Now let's spice it up a bit. Bite your lip seductively."
"OK." :shudder: "Now let's try that again, but this time your lower lip."
"Let's start with the basics. Give me your best 'Come Hither' look.
"Good. Now let's spice it up a bit. Bite your lip seductively."
"OK." :shudder: "Now let's try that again, but this time your lower lip."
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I assume the tattoo artist is going to erase his work...phinds said:
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Which has what to do with credit cards?Ibix said:
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If you can't pay, they take it away...phinds said:
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WAY too convoluted for my simple mind.Ibix said:
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Does that mean the joke is too lame or not enough?phinds said:
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It means that for me, it isn't even a joke.jack action said:Does that mean the joke is too lame or not enough?
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Doctor: "Hard to tell what it is. I assume it is because of the alcohol."
Patient: "Uh, ok then. I'll return when you're sober."
Patient: "Uh, ok then. I'll return when you're sober."
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Too lame it is then.phinds said:
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Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Goedel, and Eddie Murphy walk into a bar. Werner says, "Ve are three, ve are in a bar, it is anachronistic. Ve must be in a joke. But how can ve PROVE zis?"
Kurt replies, "A joke must be funny, But this is not funny. It cannot be a joke!"
Eddie says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."
Kurt replies, "A joke must be funny, But this is not funny. It cannot be a joke!"
Eddie says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."
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It's typical dead people swap ;).DrGreg said:
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