Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Meetings should last as long as it takes to drink a cup of coffee:
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"Hi and welcome to Rekindling Your Love Life, Class 1.
"Let's start with the basics. Give me your best 'Come Hither' look.
"Good. Now let's spice it up a bit. Bite your lip seductively."
"OK." :shudder: "Now let's try that again, but this time your lower lip."
 
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phinds said:
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I assume the tattoo artist is going to erase his work...
 
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Ibix said:
I assume the tattoo artist is going to erase his work...
Which has what to do with credit cards?
 
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phinds said:
Which has what to do with credit cards?
If you can't pay, they take it away...
 
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Ibix said:
If you can't pay, they take it away...
WAY too convoluted for my simple mind.
 
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phinds said:
WAY too convoluted for my simple mind.
Does that mean the joke is too lame or not enough? :biggrin:
 
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jack action said:
Does that mean the joke is too lame or not enough? :biggrin:
It means that for me, it isn't even a joke.
 
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Doctor: "Hard to tell what it is. I assume it is because of the alcohol."
Patient: "Uh, ok then. I'll return when you're sober."
 
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phinds said:
It means that for me, it isn't even a joke.
Too lame it is then.
 
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Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Goedel, and Eddie Murphy walk into a bar. Werner says, "Ve are three, ve are in a bar, it is anachronistic. Ve must be in a joke. But how can ve PROVE zis?"

Kurt replies, "A joke must be funny, But this is not funny. It cannot be a joke!"

Eddie says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."
 
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Digression: odd that this uses a visibly different ligature "" instead of "st".
 
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DrGreg said:
Digression: odd that this uses a visibly different ligature "" instead of "st".
It's typical dead people swap ;).
 
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