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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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WWGD said:

I don't get it. Why would Jesus be turning water into fruit punch?
 
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I'm fat, but I identify as skinny.

I'm transfat.
 
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From a Chinese talk show:
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WWGD said:
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I feel like I'm missing some cultural context. But it reminds me of Blackadder's "I love [my daughter] more than any pig" (which kinda makes sense in context).
 
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Ibix said:
I feel like I'm missing some cultural context. But it reminds me of Blackadder's "I love [my daughter] more than any pig" (which kinda makes sense in context).
Fromk what I understand, it was a dating show from Chinese TV. Though I can't imagine any context other than an agricultural show where it would make sense and fit in.
 
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I thought Chinese people are devoted to corn as Irish people are devoted to rice - not at all.
 
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My other interpretation had been worse:

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fresh_42 said:
My other interpretation had been worse:

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I thought 'Ansatz' meant an informal answer.
 
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WWGD said:
I thought 'Ansatz' meant an informal answer.
It is more of a set-up. I have no idea what to do with 80% ethanol, but I assume it is supposed to be mixed with something. But you shouldn't order 'Korn' in Germany unless you want to get drunk.
 
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fresh_42 said:
It is more of a set-up. I have no idea what to do with 80% ethanol, but I assume it is supposed to be mixed with something. But you shouldn't order 'Korn' in Germany unless you want to get drunk.
So ' Korn' is an Ansatz for a headache?
 
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WWGD said:
So ' Korn' is an Ansatz for a headache?
Only the bad ones.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Only the bad ones.
I hate bad headaches ! ;).
 
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A little cruel, but funny, I thought:

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fresh_42 said:
I have no idea what to do with 80% ethanol
Fuel?
 
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WWGD said:

Whenever my wife got mad and started harping, I would just smile and say "Yes my love". Then she would get even madder and stomp her feet. And I would just smile and say "Yes my love". Then her face and ears would get all red as she got even angrier. And as she spun around and stormed off to slam a door, I would just smile and say "Yes my love". Course we're divorced now but that sure was funny!
 
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At this point in time I'm not sure if it's illegal to walk into a bank wearing a mask, or not wearing a mask.
 
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There is no lack of clarity in Knoxville

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