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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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In the first accident of its kind, Richard Branson was injured today in space when he was struck by a hit and run Tesla.

Elon Musk was reportedly heard snickering and muttering "got him".
 
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The CDC recommended today that people who are not vaccinated or are unattractive, should continue to wear a mask in public.
 
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"Hey, look at that... a wig for 99 cents."

"Wow, that's a small price toupée!"
 
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jtbell said:
"Hey, look at that... a wig for 99 cents."

"Wow, that's a small price toupée!"

Now you're wigging me out! Why do you have to pay to pee?
 
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I keep thinking Dave must have a really big water bucket.
 
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BillTre said:
Reminds me of Monty Python's Flying Circus's "Michael Ellis" episode. They did a whole episode dedicated to ants.
 
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WWGD said:
Hmm,... the middle photo,... isn't that the Qanon Shaman who invaded Congress?
 
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I've been really impressed with the guy who cleans toilets in our building. He has a real can do attitude.
 
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Who were the greatest con men in history?
The Egyptians. They had the best pyramid schemes.
 
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Apparently, one in five people in the world is Chinese, and they are five people in my family, so it must be one of them.

It's either my mom or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu.

But I think it's Colin.
 
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jack action said:
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I notice that the floor tiles are oriented to make life easier for the bishop.
 
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DennisN said:
The king and queen at marriage counseling:

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This can only end up bad! I mean, who in the world thinks that a bishop is even closely a good marriage counselor?
 
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fresh_42 said:
This can only end up bad! I mean, who in the world thinks that a bishop is even closely a good marriage counselor?
Hollywood?

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fresh_42 said:
This can only end up bad! I mean, who in the world thinks that a bishop is even closely a good marriage counselor?

My first sex education class was taught by a priest! :oldlaugh: Even then I knew that didn't make sense.
 
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fresh_42 said:
This can only end up bad! I mean, who in the world thinks that a bishop is even closely a good marriage counselor?
Often king and queen stay together until the bishop leaves...
 
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mfb said:
Often king and queen stay together until the bishop leaves...
And another example of clerical oppression!
 

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