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BoulderHead
Yes, it was excellent.
Ok, I will try to remember this as I fall asleep.Ivan Seeking said:Father O'Leary visits the elderly Mrs Smith who is bedridden. He goes to her room, sits down, and begins nibble from a bowl of peanuts as he and the woman talk. After awhile he gets up to leave and he notices that he has eaten all of her peanuts. The good father feels terrible since Mrs Smith is rather poor. He apologizes and offers to bring her some more peanuts. She replies: "Oh no father don't bother. At my age it's all I can do to suck off the chocolate".
Math Is Hard said:Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Ivan Seeking said:Speaking of long sticks, the javelin catching team is looking for new members.
Moonbear said:Or does that just make me lame?![]()
That dude told jokes? I thought all he did was smash stuff.Ivan Seeking said:Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? - Gallagher
ShawnD said:That dude told jokes? I thought all he did was smash stuff.
Moonbear! Is THAT lame enough for you?Ivan Seeking said:Did you hear about the iron worker who walked into a bar?
Tsunami said:Moonbear! Is THAT lame enough for you?![]()
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Just say 'NO'!Moonbear said:Our lab decided today that a necessary trait for scientists is the ability to be easily amused. We all seem to laugh at each others lame jokes, which of course only encourages more lame jokes. It's a horrible cycle.
Moonbear said:What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs that fell in a lake?
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Bob
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Ivan Seeking said:Pessimist: Things are horrible. Everything is falling apart. Things can't get any worse.
Optimist: Yes they can.
Chrono said:"Could I have your number?"
It's not exactly a joke, but all the girls I ask that seem to laugh pretty hard.
Gokul43201 said:Bartlett, perhaps ?
Chrono said:"Could I have your number?"
It's not exactly a joke, but all the girls I ask that seem to laugh pretty hard.
jimmy p said:That is a joke in itself... oh man... so true!
Chrono said:You get that, too, Jimmy? I swear, it never ceases to be funny to them.